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# I blee
her name is Tiffany Teen.

NWS, if you're feeling googley.
(volfro, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 8:48, archived)
# damn you
That's my bird you're talking about
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 8:49, archived)
# Sorry
I rather thought he was free for the feeling. Perhaps you should start charging?
(volfro, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 8:53, archived)
# oh hell
Just help yourself, free pr0n birds for everyone...WOOHOO
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 8:55, archived)
# dream come true, it is
and i just came too
(volfro, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 8:58, archived)
# well done you
now tidy yourself up
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:00, archived)
# haha.
Well done? I didn't know one could do that badly on one's own.

Although, I suppose, there IS a bird involved...
(volfro, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:03, archived)
# I can't imagine what she does for a living with a name like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:00, archived)
# Probably
she's a surgeon.
(volfro, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:04, archived)
# probably in need of a surgeon
(an arse tear specialist)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:17, archived)
# Did somebody say arse tear specialist?
I am, in fact, an arse tear specialist.
(volfro, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:19, archived)
# Limewire
Is your friend

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:14, archived)
# I'm sorry?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:21, archived)
# So You
Should Be
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:26, archived)
# ahhh
Thats where I have seen her from then!

prefer Kate (with the foot) myself
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:08, archived)
# It's funny
I know exactly who you're talking about, and I don't even LOOK at porn.

/furtive fwap
(volfro, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:13, archived)
# Eew
It's not polite to do things like that with polar bears....
(I helped save b3ta! Gataki, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:22, archived)
# Hmm.
Would "fwapping furtively" have been a better verb/adverb combo? I didn't mean to fwap the bear. No sir.

/more furtive fwapping
(volfro, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:29, archived)
#
sir ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! Gataki, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:38, archived)
# Whoops!
Apologies, dear. Didn't mean to accuse of of having a penis.

an artist AND she's cute! *head slap*
(volfro, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:42, archived)
# You are also an artist I see...
and...erm... scary!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Gataki, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:50, archived)
# Not really scary.
Just...Okay, yeah, scary.

In that picture. But I swear in real life I'm tall, dark, handsome and ripped.

u want me send u pix?

*prepares gross and inappropriate self-portraits*
(volfro, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 9:55, archived)