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[challenge entry] i'm in japan,and jetlagged...sorry.
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(invisibliss, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:16, archived)
# ha ha!
That took me waaaaaaaaaay too long to get!

Nice work...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:17, archived)
# i don't get it.
or the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:23, archived)
# yellow submarine?
sub? Japan?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:24, archived)
# you stupid bastard
we live in a cul-de-sac
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:25, archived)
# We've seen the prices at the z00!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:34, archived)
# Youngsters these days *sigh*
Once upon a time there was a band called The Beatles. Apart from making records, they also made some films. One of the film "starred" the Beatles in cartoon format, pictured above. The film was called "Yellow Submarine" and it was all about the Beatles' cartoon adventures in a yellow submarine.

Meanwhile, back in the real world, there is a style of long sandwich called "a submarine".

The joke is that in the picture above, the underwater submarine has been replaced with a sandwich.

It loses something in the telling, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:27, archived)
# see, i've never heard of a "submarine" as a sandwich
thats the problem. I'm too old for that sort of thing. I've heard of beetles - nasty buggers that crawl on your face in the night (and sing at you)
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:29, archived)
# "too old"
*sobs*

I'm probably old enough to be your father
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:30, archived)
# back in my day
we had to trek 15 miles through the desert and the snow and swim through a phirana infested crocodile sanctuary just to get near to a telephone from where we had to talk in morse code (because the operator was blind and couldn't read) just to get a message through to our nan, who would only bring sandwiches if (and only if) we'd been to church three times out of every fourth sunday, so don't you tell me about the war, sonny jim!
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:36, archived)
# Well you managed to give me a hard on so its all good
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:30, archived)
# manwhich
who are the beatles?
(invisibliss, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:31, archived)
# A group of travelling minstrels who started out from the isle of man
and so unlike had no tails.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:36, archived)
# Nya ha!
my lack of sandwich-type knowledge was letting me down.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:30, archived)
# Is it lunchtime yet?
You people are making me hungry.
(Rogue Sausage, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:18, archived)
# the meatles?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:26, archived)