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[challenge entry] Christian right forces changes to certain publications...

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(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:49, archived)
# hahaha

does anyone read Arena? Seen the new American rules for the porn industry?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Are they not allowed to show naked people any more?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:51, archived)
# There ARE no naked people any more
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:51, archived)
# they left after the second world war, heading west
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:52, archived)
# That would account for this NSFW site then
www.fullyclothedsex.com
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:53, archived)
# can`t click in work
but I hope that`s FROT CITY!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
# *yiffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:57, archived)
# are you at new work yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:58, archived)
# haha no, just running down the clock here
hoping to leave next Friday.. fancy popping along to a leaving drinks? I don`t fancy standing about talking shop until I get shitfaced :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:00, archived)
# I intend to stay at least sober enough next friday
that I can eat before the bash. No all day drinking on an empty stomach for me this time!

edit/ that wasn't a complete no...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:05, archived)
# that`s a fair point
I`d prefer to save me liver for the Saturday bash, but I probably should pop along to my own leaving do

well I say do, but it`ll be the local pub, 5 other people will turn up, and 4 will leave after I`ve mysteriously bought the first round, and I`ll be left with that weird guy from accounts who likes sniffing girls` hair and steals me ciggies
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Haha!
He sounds great! You should stay friends with him!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:17, archived)
# I made him up :(
it`ll be a lonely night!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Ah hah ahahaa
that's even bettererer!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:22, archived)
# Skive off and come to my show
: )
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:06, archived)
# haha I might get into a spot of bother ;)
"ugh.. hello boss.. yeah my appendix has worked loose and I won`t be in.. nice working for you"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:09, archived)
# No
Pray tell
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:51, archived)
# various things
like no coming on the face, no bisexual stuff, no pissing (unless its by the roadside or something like that?!) - nothing 'degrading' to women basically

but the big one? No black men with white women.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:53, archived)
# really?
but the other way round is fine, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:54, archived)
# well it didn't say no inter-racial
just 'no black man-white woman themes'

its self imposed rules by the porn industry so they don't get in any trouble with the Christian right
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:56, archived)
# they should be fucking the christian right in the ass
and selling it.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:57, archived)
# *Scratches head*
Do Christians approve of any porn?
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:58, archived)
# who knows?

dem crazy yanks
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:59, archived)
# what are christians doing
watching porn?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:59, archived)
# wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:59, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:03, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:08, archived)
# nothing degrading to women?
no bottom spanky spanky whilst calling her a "thick cunt who needs a slap"?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:54, archived)
# all the joy of sex in one sentence there
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
# no, that's ok
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:57, archived)
# thank god
just need to get me a lady who likes having her bottom smacked

.. em.. you don`t have a nice wig do you, sexy pants?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:01, archived)
# easy to find ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:02, archived)
# ...
slut
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:05, archived)
# actually, you can't call her a "thick cunt who needs a slap"?
- no degrading language such as "suck my cock bitch"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:04, archived)
# This sounds kind of made up to me
/doesn't believe anything in the media no more
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:06, archived)
# who knows?
I think it only applies to the 'mainstream' porn in the US.

You can buy a gun, you can watch hardcore porn, but you can't swear on TV or smoke. Crazy place
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Can I???
*books ticket*
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# what about
"fuck her, fuck her till her liver falls out" said by another woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:08, archived)
# haha
I see wrong with it in these guidelines

You may commence filming
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:10, archived)
# that`s the stuff of dreams
especially if the other lady was Jeanette Krankie
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:10, archived)
# actually
it's the stuff of an 80s film called the final test, the most dispicable yet hilarious filth I've ever seen!

Jeanette wasn't in it, but Iain was.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:14, archived)
# hahaha you`re bloody joking
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:19, archived)
# nope
(apart from Iain Krankie).

In fact I was doing impressions from it at the last bash.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)
# How strange.
Who writes these rules?

Having men wank over your photo's not dergrading then?
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5502010
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:56, archived)
# They're not new
www.thenation.com/docprint.mhtml?i=20010226&s=cromer

Dated Feb 2001
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:22, archived)
# HA HA HA
that's excellent :)
*votes*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 16:51, archived)