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# thank god
just need to get me a lady who likes having her bottom smacked

.. em.. you don`t have a nice wig do you, sexy pants?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:01, archived)
# easy to find ;)
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:02, archived)
# ...
slut
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:05, archived)
# actually, you can't call her a "thick cunt who needs a slap"?
- no degrading language such as "suck my cock bitch"
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:04, archived)
# This sounds kind of made up to me
/doesn't believe anything in the media no more
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:06, archived)
# who knows?
I think it only applies to the 'mainstream' porn in the US.

You can buy a gun, you can watch hardcore porn, but you can't swear on TV or smoke. Crazy place
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Can I???
*books ticket*
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# what about
"fuck her, fuck her till her liver falls out" said by another woman?
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:08, archived)
# haha
I see wrong with it in these guidelines

You may commence filming
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:10, archived)
# that`s the stuff of dreams
especially if the other lady was Jeanette Krankie
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:10, archived)
# actually
it's the stuff of an 80s film called the final test, the most dispicable yet hilarious filth I've ever seen!

Jeanette wasn't in it, but Iain was.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:14, archived)
# hahaha you`re bloody joking
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:19, archived)
# nope
(apart from Iain Krankie).

In fact I was doing impressions from it at the last bash.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)