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# Things going squish on my scanner...
today I be mostly squashing... a terrapin:

previous squishings:
a pie
a tangerine
a banana
an egg
a tomato

(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:16, archived)
# Tel me you didn't,
please tell me you didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:18, archived)
# Because
of course terrapins are turquoise inside
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:22, archived)
# No
thats the light from the scanner and the optimisation.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:24, archived)
# What
he just said.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:26, archived)
# Oh
Note to self - smug self-assurance
is nothing in the face of people who know
what they're talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:39, archived)
# it's got me through
most of my life
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:44, archived)
# Seemed
to work for me up till just now too
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:52, archived)
# the egg
suffered the same problem

- but didn't smell as nasty ;oD
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:26, archived)
# having 2 of the little bastards at home
i can vouch that if you did try to squish them on the scanner, they would try to bite you thinking that your finger was a juicy locust of a tasty little whitebait.

mind you, i've had mind 11 years, so they are a fair size, not hulk mutated or anything, but quite big.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:52, archived)
# the terrapin ...
... *whispers*

looks suspiciously like the egg with added tattyshop and hummus :)

[edit] it's a secret

(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 11 Dec 2002, 16:02, archived)
# shhhh!
-don't tell everyone-
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 16:13, archived)
# Is
That real? :/
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:18, archived)
# aye
and tomorrow I be squishing a shark and a helicopter
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:27, archived)
# That
Should win an award, y'know
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:32, archived)
# haha
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)
# you may win an
award for that
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)
# noooooooo!
Not real, not real, not real!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:19, archived)
# don't worry
it's a Fry's Chocolate Terapin Delight
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:24, archived)
# you realy woried me
please don't do that again.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:41, archived)
# It wasn't me miss
I'm just covering up for the big bully.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:44, archived)
# who you calling a bully?
onto to the scanner with you!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:56, archived)
# Go on,
Do a brain next
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 16:16, archived)
# wheeeeee
lovely - i do that with moths and spiders and things :)

squash it allllllllllll!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:29, archived)
# do a horse!
do a horse next!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:34, archived)
# that sounds
rude and possibly illegal!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:37, archived)
# WoOOOOoo!
That's great.

How did you get the little fella to hold still while lying on his back on the scanner?

Was it a hard boiled terrapin?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:45, archived)
# mmmm
the insides taste like crabmeat!!!
I'm tempted to try crushing a tortoise - I hear they're a bit like meatpie!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:53, archived)
# how could you?
how could you squash a pie? what a waste.
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 16:04, archived)
# Strange
how it squishes the EXACT same way as the egg... :-/
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 16:08, archived)
# .
www.b3ta.com/board/552204
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 16:22, archived)