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# Time

For lunch today I'm having two cheese, ham and mustard sandwiches, a
macaroni pie, six hobnobs, several cups of water all washed down with delicous tea.
What are you eating?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)
# macaroni pie again? I'm going to have to try it soon
a couple of burgers, a couple more southern fried chicken dippers, a tomato and mozeralla pasta thing, a very very large latte, and half a strawberry trifle
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)
# A fine lunch!
you can't go wrong with burgers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)
# just read a recipe for macaroni pie!!!
it sounds like macky cheese to me
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# they are but they're macaroni cheese in pastry
look
www.scotsmeat.com/acatalog/macaroni_pie.jpg

and

www.veadas.net/gallery/toastie/Photo0106.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
# macaroni cheese
crisps & lemonade
(I helped save b3ta! toadfish, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Braw!
I had that for my dinner last night but without the crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Me too!
but without the macaroni cheese and crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Jeepers!
I'm having the same as you tonight but with with mince, tatties and cabbage instead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# German fish curry (pure mank)
with rice, a pretzel and a spetzi
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)
# German fish curry?
I've never heard the likes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)
# don't ever ever ever ever
have some, it is like fish sewage with raisins in
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# For your bravery and unusual lunch you win

congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# oooh
nearly teh goatse hands
(I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# German fish curry
sounds like the most bizarre meal known to man. Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# its probably MINUS 89p from LIDL
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Vegetable Lasagne
But it's not ready yet. Oh the anticipation
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Wow
I wish I was eating as hearty a meal!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)
# So do I
Why won't they invent instant cookers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# microwaved food is minging
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Microwaving is just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# It is
microwaved food certainly isn't right.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
# A fine lunch!
I'm sure it will be highly braw.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)
# 'A weasel on an easel and a stoat in a boat!'
Rodjaneandfreddies Dave


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)
# The only way to have a weasle and the fiest way to eat a stoat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# I am just on my way to get a chicken fajita wrap, a smoothie and some chilli sensations
accompanied by a fag
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)
# A good lunch!
you should have three bags of those crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# I may do,
as I neglected to eat any dinner last night...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# And will you share your fajita with the fag,
or will he have to buy his own?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Possibly poached egg on toast
with beans.

and lashings of hot tea.

or maybe soup and egg sarnies...

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Go for the poached eggs on toast with beans!
that's a good lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# I'm going to get a cheese savoury roll.
With chips, I think. And a Mars bar.

/lardy
(trumpet, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Braw!
but have two cheese savoury rolls and deep fry that mars bar.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# They didn't have any rolls left
so I'm having a cheese and onion toastie, a bag of salt and vinegar crisps, an apple, two caramel wafers and a cup of tea instead.
(trumpet, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Ha ha - borrowers are the bestest
Today I am having a manwich comprising ricotta, chilli jam, sauteed mushrooms and tomatoes in a granary bap, plus a cup of cinnamony type posh tea.

I won't be here tomorrow because I'm doing a live radio interview at the show I'm lecturing at in London.
/media whore blog
(Pachey, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)
# another fine lunch!
what station is your interview on and what time?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Thank you sir
BBC Radio Coventry, 10:10 am, and you can listen online if you want.

I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to be talking about, and I only get 5 minutes to prepare, so it could be quite amusing.
(Pachey, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# I try and remember to listen
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)
# so'll I




(gianthead, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Thanks!
I'm very nervous about it, so I hope my voice doesn't go all high and squeaky.
(Pachey, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# hahahaha!
it wish there was a phone in so we could ask you stupid questions.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# 2 pints of Directors
and a crossword
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Excellent!
Which crossword?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# teh grauniad
and maybe the sudoko bollox too
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Braw!
do three crosswords.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
#
more Braw rolls...coffee, followed by a trip to the pub for a Guinness. and back for 2pm.
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Lemon pepper chicken
and salad in a bid white bap. Four-fingered kitkat and a can of coke.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# hehehe
you said big baps!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Actually
I said bid baps, but that's because I'm a mond.


Mmmmm, baps!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
That made me snidder!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Smashing!
You dhould have had Irn Bru instead of coke, which reminds me...I also have Irn Bru.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# They have no Irn Bru in the sandwich shop
I shall berate them on this!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Good, good, good,
give them what for.

I just found a tangerine in a cup, BONUS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Is that
the sugar rush special?
(Pachey, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Aye, i'm a wee bit hungover
sweet things are good.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Midweek drinking?
I'm shocked and appalled.
(Pachey, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Heinz Jalfrezi Beans on toast
fucking lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Spicy beans are braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# There were tonnes of fresh baked macaroni pies
reduced in tescos last night. I thought of you. I didn't buy any though - i quite like them but not cold, and I can't heat up lunch. Rubbish.

Anyways
1 stilton, ham lettuce onion tomato and mustard sandwich, in granary bread.

1 Chicken and mushroom slim a soup

1 bag of ready salted potato heads

a banana, and more stolen shortbread

and tea. And probably a ciggie as my latest non smoking attempt has failed again
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Is that the enormous Tescos?

I also craved in and smoked last night for the first time this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Aye
It's huuuge. For dumfries anyway.

I'm so rubbish at not smoking
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)
# A braw lunch!
I love macaroni pies, the best ones I've ever had are from my local bakers, no macaroni pie can beat those ones.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# lunch?
big sandwich of some kind, prolly chicken
sausage roll
cheese and onion crisps
mars bar
coffee
ciggies
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# A fine lunch!
you can't go wrong with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# i'm going to carry on sucking on some tuc biscuits
an drinking lots of tea cause my gums are still totally bare and painful. *sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# :)
*chases with salt and vinegar crisps!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Cor! Nude gums!

*swoons*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Oh dear
*offers large warm helping of sympathy*
(Pachey, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# awww
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Crivvens!
you should try ice cream or custard or ice cream and custard.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
# or custard creams and ice!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Bah!
that's poor lunch. I hope you're better by the morn, if you are you'll have to make up for all these missed lunches.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
# tea :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Have twenty cups of tea.
why no food? you must eat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)
#
is at home ill
with head full of woman troubles just to make it that bit worse :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Bah!
bad stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Homemade
fried leek and chicken soup

it am woo
(Dancing hormonics, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Cor!
that sounds good, I hope that you have heavily buttered bread with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Deliciousness
Tuna sarnies for me!
(phoenixmay Put some depleted uranium on it!, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Braw!
with chips?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Maybe...
Depends if they've got any cooked up in the canteen
(phoenixmay Put some depleted uranium on it!, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)
# I've got...
ham and potato salad sub rolls and 2 scotch eggs with sour cream and chive dip.

Washed down with a few cans of coke :)
(HoBag (TM) <-- Fookin' legend, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Sounds corking!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# For lunch today
I'm having 3 and half ozarks, with a couple of buff-orpingtons in gravy!
(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Braw!
buff-orpingtons are fine poultries
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# An avocado and red pepper omelette
and a slice of melon.

Top facts Duke!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
# A smashing light lunch!
you won't need a rest after that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Ooh
this would be my choice
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Yay for lunchtime!
Today I has been mostly eating...

1 x Tuna & Mayo sandwich
1 x Chicken Tikka sandwich
1 x UmBongo Juice Drink
1 x Granny Smith Apple!

Jumble Sales, Druss.
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)
# UmBongo!!!
HELL YEAH!
(phoenixmay Put some depleted uranium on it!, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Oh Yes!
I drink it, but i'm unfortunatly not in the congo!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Rock!
Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, a hippo took an apricot, a
guava and a mango. He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty
tango.

The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo", Um Bongo, Um Bongo,
They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin. The
parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.

So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle, They all
prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!
(phoenixmay Put some depleted uranium on it!, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Braw!
I didn't realised that Umbongo si still made, I used to quite like that stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# I buy it from my local Waitrose!
in a box of 24!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# In Waitrose
it would be hand squeezed Tuscan UmBongo
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# I prefer freshly squeezed Kia Ora these days
since Dave the Hat introduced me to it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
# They have the advert and mp3 on the website!
I have it as a ringtone!
website
They still advertise it as being drunk in the congo, i wonder if they have proof!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# I didnt go for that stupidly cheap chinese yesterday
In fact, I had no lunch at all yesterday, or dinner!
I think I may go their for my lunch today
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# You silly girl
you're lucky to be alive, you had better have three meals for lunch to make up for the food you missed yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
# but
ill get fatter
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)