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# Sorry for lateness - I bin away



I haven't whored my site for a bit have I?
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)
# that's the one
nail, head, hit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
#
*clicks furiously on Moby's dick*

ha ha! Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# ello you
did you get my email?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# I did thanks
and shall reply forthwith. : )
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# hurrah
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
# clicks!
that's one of the first bbc news mashes to make me guffaw.
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Hahahaha,
love the Pete Burns quote :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Inspiration for that was from a Guardian article
Comparing him to Janice from the muppets. Resemblence is unnerving: www.muppetcentral.com/articles/reviews/pics/palisades_5_janice.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Jeebus,
uncanny :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# wow
A whale in London?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
# haha
excellent and noon to you Miss Pachey

edit: and hahaha to all the extra bits at the side too!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# 'lo sexy
You joining us in Brum? Waspy and Rik are making promising noises.
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)
# when's this?
*checks calendar*

edit: on a sunday? i doubt it.. :(
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Oh yes that
There is a reason for it being on a Sunday but I'm buggered if I can remember what it is.

Ne'er mind, I'll be back in London soon enough. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# cool, wel the london ones are pretty regular
and i'm sure we can fudge the date again to accomodate! ;)
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# I was gonna organise my own for the weekend I'm there for the show
But if you'd rather do it, go ahead. 4th March please. : )
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)
# the blackpool bash is in march
not sure if my budget can stretch to two bashes in a month :( ooh choices choices
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Oh yes, I'd forgotten about that
You could always not get drunk at one of them.





HA HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Course you can!
This is what overdrafts are for...
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Waspy and Rik are making promising noises
they're sending sonar messages through the water
(gianthead, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# whoop-hooo!
whatever that means
(gianthead, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)
# hahahaha
at last, a decent one
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# ahahhha
Although, a whale being a mammal, presumably would still be able to breathe out of the water.
/picky
(Prune, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# It could breathe out of water
but they tend to get crushed by their own body weight wothout the water supporting them...
(Ed Can Do, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha
nicely done... and very true
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)
# 'noon
*laughs*

*notices the "Vanessa Feltz has a bath" bit*
*laughs again louder*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# *clicked*
especially for the Vanessa Feltz reference
(Plan_B, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# yay!
I noticed the rescue teams cars got parking fines, and the maritime crew wont help dispose of the thing coz "it died on a barge"

bet if it lived there would have been plenty of "oh we helped save the whale" instead it seems the old "nothing to do with us squire" attitude prevails....

ho hum..



EDIT:

mindpissed.. (down there)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
v.nice links too!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I love this!

In other news, a herd of manatees has been spotted on mount snowdon. Experts say "manatees are aquatic" and "your facts are all wrong."

that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# outstanding!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# That
is easily the best one of these fake news things I have seen in ages.

You get my "special" woo
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Thank you!
And thanks also for pointing me in the direction of Hybrid and their symphony. I am now officially down with the kids. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Yeah they rock
Did you like the tune?
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Yes, so much
That I bought it! Hence the much thankingness.
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:46, archived)
# wooooo
you have teh editorial skills!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Well it is my job
And that reminds me, you gonna send your brief back?
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:36, archived)
# hmm - yes
soon
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Belated perhaps
but fucking woo nonetheless!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 13:51, archived)
# he he
tis funny cos its true!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)
# very good
I think that's exactly how I feel about it
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 17:05, archived)
# It's gone viral...
... I recieved it in my inbox this morning.
(JamesG, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 18:13, archived)
# so did my wife
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 18:15, archived)
# yup, I received it from my dad this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:53, archived)
# lalalalal
lalalalalallalalallallallallalaalaa
(osiem, Mon 30 Jan 2006, 11:54, archived)