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[challenge entry] Did you hear the one about
the siamese twins who lost their companions whilst walking down a hill?

sadly, this is the best i could come up with

It's okay, they were joined at the bottom.
(berdum...ching)

massive

From the Sick Joke Illustration challenge. See all 202 entries (closed)

(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:15, archived)
# are you sure it's not just their clothes that are stuck together?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:18, archived)
# mine are
but that's neither here nor there

ace pic, btw Monkeon!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:19, archived)
# That is weak
and made me do a tiny bit of sick in my mouth.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:19, archived)
# I know.
That is only the 5th joke I have ever written.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:21, archived)
# yay, nice drawing!
i think that's one of the first times i've seen you use one image in a post!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:19, archived)
# hahaha
and they look like they live in pigeon street!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:20, archived)
# mindpissed....
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:22, archived)
# my favourite was mr macadoo.
he had a great theme tune.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Nah!
Molly and Polly!


(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha
fucking hell, that brings back memories
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:26, archived)
# poor mrs patel
:(
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:26, archived)
# did she have a song?
what rhymes with Patel?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:32, archived)
# i can't remember if she does,
hmm, perhaps...

Mrs patel mrs patel
her life is a constant battle
her arms are made of robot metal
and her hobbies include herding cattle
her child's dummy makes a rattle
and i'm afraid that's all.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:35, archived)
# THAT
is what it was reminding me of!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:22, archived)
# yes
fucking this
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:23, archived)
# 10 points
to you for spotting what I was 'influenced' by (okay, copied the style completely of)

Do you want to take the ten points now or gamble for 12 points and a marble?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:24, archived)
# gamble gamble gamble gamble gamble
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:26, archived)
# the gamble question is
.. the left twin has more or less an identical face to Long Distance Clara, but which celebrity does this man have a near identical face to?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Frank skinner?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Ahh. no.. close.
The correct answer is "Ted Robbins with a beard". I would have accepted "goatee".

You lose 15 points and now owe me 5 points.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Ah well,
I've had a great time today anyway. It's been a smashing day out.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:36, archived)
# *shouts 'GAMBLE! GAMBLE!'*
Excellent drawing! you should draw more often . . .


(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:27, archived)
# splendid!~
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Lovely drawing
Fantastic fog. Woo!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:24, archived)
# reminds me of pigeon street :)

woo
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Hello, Mr. P!
*waves*


(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:26, archived)
# waves* lo Mr.hat
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:34, archived)