I know the market is there
fucking RSPCA bastards



From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 257 entries (closed)

(goober, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:03, archived)

HAHA
*orders twelveteen*
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:04, archived)

see, I knew it
Hamsters and fists just don't do it for you experienced bummers anymore, am I right?
(goober, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:06, archived)

you should listen to the poodle lecture
by Frank Zappa
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:10, archived)

billy the mountain?
magdalena?
(goober, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:12, archived)

no
just a track called the poodle lecture

the other ones are fine too though
"Magdaleeeeeenaaaaaaaa, don't you tease me like thiiiiiiis"
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:20, archived)

Yay For Frank
The poodle bites! (come on, frenchie) The poodle chews it! (snap it!) The poodle bites! (come on, frenchie) The poodle chews it! ...
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)

yes
but that's another song

he had a thing for/against poodles, you know ;)
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)

Make it into a kit
so that you can adapt to fit your choice of pet...
PROFIT!
(exabopper - I see what you did there!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:16, archived)

I did think of that
and I do supply attachments if you want to go "ol skool"


(goober, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:22, archived)

^bruce lee?

(daftsmell, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)