12 inch prick


From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 257 entries (closed)

( Darryn.R www.themoononline.com, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:20, archived)

fuck me!
no really!

*spread eagles*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:21, archived)

*applies chili sauce*

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:23, archived)

as it mingles i get a glorious tingle

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:26, archived)

excellent, that's the tag line for the advert.

chilli lube, as it mingles i get a glorious tingle.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)

how could it ever fail!?

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:33, archived)

He can walk!
It's a miracle!
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:22, archived)

HAHA

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:22, archived)

no, he only does lying down
and you have to go on top.

his chair costs extra.
( Darryn.R www.themoononline.com, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)

hahaha
will he try and touch your bumbum when you turn around?
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:25, archived)

only if you're 12
( the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:27, archived)

*refuses to rise to the bait*

( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:38, archived)

haha
ticket to hull sir?
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:25, archived)

Hi I'm Peppers, wanna play?

*shudders*
( El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:25, archived)

I shouldn't be laughing so hard at that. Fuckapepper!
Suckapepper. Yay!
You know, I won't get this out of my head all day. :)
( cowcat (professional monkey duster), Thu 16 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)