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[challenge entry] 12 inch prick

From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 254 entries (closed)

(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:20, archived)
# fuck me!
no really!

*spread eagles*
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:21, archived)
# *applies chili sauce*
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:23, archived)
# as it mingles i get a glorious tingle
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:26, archived)
# excellent, that's the tag line for the advert.

chilli lube, as it mingles i get a glorious tingle.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)
# how could it ever fail!?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:33, archived)
# He can walk!
It's a miracle!
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:22, archived)
# HAHA
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:22, archived)
# no, he only does lying down
and you have to go on top.

his chair costs extra.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha
will he try and touch your bumbum when you turn around?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:25, archived)
#
only if you're 12
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:27, archived)
# *refuses to rise to the bait*

(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:38, archived)
# haha
ticket to hull sir?
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Hi I'm Peppers, wanna play?

*shudders*
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:25, archived)
# I shouldn't be laughing so hard at that. Fuckapepper!
Suckapepper. Yay!
You know, I won't get this out of my head all day. :)
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)