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[challenge entry] We have a roundabout and used to have Railways n stuff like that


I shall be reporting you all...
www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/swindoncampaigns/

From the Advertising Where You Live challenge. See all 430 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Apr 2006, 8:51, archived)
# Marvellous
*wanders off to think of joke*

*comes up with one about a nun, a monkey and a tricycle*

*forgets puchline*
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 8:53, archived)
# Goddamned
Shit!
(Ding-a-ling fell for a Ding-a-ling, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 8:59, archived)
# That roundabout is fucking diabolical!
They should put spinny things in the centre bits so the cars can push them and generate electricity.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 8:53, archived)
# don't tell me, thell them...
[email protected]

BTW: its called The Magic Roundabout. Really - it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Apr 2006, 8:54, archived)
# To whom it may concern:
You should put spinny things on the centre bits of your roundabouts so you can generate electricity.

Sincerely,

gronkpan
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 8:56, archived)
# Dear Gronkpan


Great idea! We've been looking for some way to cheer up this shithole of a town and distract attention from the irredeemable skanky cheating chav cunts we call Swindon FC. Richard Rogers has offered to knock up the above for about a squillion in council tax so what do you think?

The council in Swindle-don
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:34, archived)
# Dear council in Swindle-don
You have my whole hearted support. I wish you all the best in your ventures.

gronkpan.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:42, archived)
# great
more roadworks now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Apr 2006, 10:19, archived)
#
That roundabout is fucking marv.

I had my driving test on it, it rawks hard style. Best thing is, it actually works!

Try running across it at 2.59pm on a saturday afternoon trying to make it to the football!
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:06, archived)
# I can't.
I live on the other side of the planed and I can't drive.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:17, archived)
# ok then
My girlfriend asked me to kiss her where it smells, so I took her to Swindon*

/ end of crap joke #100237

*Insert any other place name as desired.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 6 Apr 2006, 8:56, archived)
# Okay...
My girlfriend asked me to kiss her where it smells, so I took her to your mother's bra*

/ end of crap joke #100237

*Insert any other place name as desired.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 8:59, archived)
# hahaha
it does stink
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:02, archived)
# ANDREW!!!!!!!!
:-O
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:10, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*
soz mum
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:14, archived)
# pfffffffffft!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:23, archived)
# I went to Swindon once...
It was shut.
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Thu 6 Apr 2006, 8:58, archived)
# i fucking hate swindon.
and i only ever go to the outlet center with mrs thor every once in a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:09, archived)
# I live there
And yet never go to the outlet ever.

I prefere my clothes not to be 'quality seconds' thankyouverymuch
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:11, archived)
# pfft
stick to 'im LDS

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:17, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I must get 2 of those stickers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:20, archived)
# hahahaha
took me while to spot that
woo

/slow
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:21, archived)
# you need to carry a goatse picture around with you and look at it at half hour intervals.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:24, archived)
# oh get you.

i think we may go there once a year, it's not like i'm running around in a shell suit with a burberry cap on doing a rap like the kensal massive.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:20, archived)
# to be fair
there is some quality there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:28, archived)
# Ha ha - you buy all your clothes from Sport Soccer
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:12, archived)
#
The outlet shop for Donnay - The Chavs choice
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:13, archived)
# Donnay pants
are pants
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:52, archived)
# Thinking about having to use that roundabout makes my head hurt
it's like a compilcated puzzle. I'm never, ever going to go to Swindon.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:13, archived)
# don't worry
there are plenty of exits

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Roundabout_%28Swindon%29
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:14, archived)
# Cor!
It's just like an eightsome reel but for cars. I'm definately never going to Swindon, ever. I now hate the place and I've never even been there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:18, archived)
# it has that effect on people
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:25, archived)
#
Treat it like 5 seperate roundabouts.

Easy as.
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:14, archived)