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[challenge entry] Now near Gatwick Airport!!

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(I helped save b3ta! T-Shoo, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:15, archived)
# oh look everyone! another mildy racist compo entry...
my, they do add up, don't they

we may as well just post up the lyrics to 'never be rude to an arab' and be done with it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:15, archived)
# *Racial Bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:17, archived)
# they do
but this one reads to me as "my town is shit because most of the inhabitants are racist" therefore it's not in itself racist. Could be wrong of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Thor pointed out your lil anim!
great stuff mate, if i've ever ROLFed
i did then
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:20, archived)
# linky linky?
please?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:21, archived)
# here
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:23, archived)
# A+
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:25, archived)
# superb Work
nicely done there
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:27, archived)
# looks better on a cock
of course
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:28, archived)
# What doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:29, archived)
# your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Depends on the cock.
she looks fantastic atop my magnificent specimin
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:40, archived)
# I disagree...sitting on a surprised owl adds that comedy gold moment :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
now you mention it!
The owl is too scarred to move!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:33, archived)
# ...or he likes scat
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:36, archived)
# I'd forgotten about that
I must have been drunk! (even though I did it at work)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:22, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
i feel a little light headed
it's staff dev day (no real work)
and i had a pub lunch.....

oh well, 2 hours and i'll be back in there
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:24, archived)
# yay
shall I go to the shop for chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:25, archived)
# go on, you know you want to
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:26, archived)
# OK then, I will, ta
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:26, archived)
# no probs
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:26, archived)
# a fair enough point, but surely if someone was to take the time just to have a spazz back through a couple of pages of entries,
they could see the whole 'we don't like the negroes' thing has been done to death,
and it still aint funny
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:22, archived)
# the whole challenge was done to death in 20 minutes flat
to me this is no less funny than any other "my town is shit" entry and I find it irritating when any mention of race is deemed racist. The most obvious interpretation of this particular picture is that it's having a go at racists - surely a good thing, funny or not?

/rant
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:25, archived)
# yup, indeed a good thing, agreed
I'll shut up, or you'll hit me
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:26, archived)
# as you were soldier

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:27, archived)
# as I was what?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:28, archived)
# as you were now
so you will be then
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:30, archived)
# and thereafter in the hereafter
hanging from a rafter
fellating a bafta

might rhyme in a northern accent...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:35, archived)
# what the hell.....
*SPANGS*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:29, archived)
# It's funny you should say that -
The first one to show up on a Google image search for 'redfern' is this pic:



I blame society.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:19, archived)
# The problem as I see it Doctor is that most people that do this sort of post
are trying to be scathingly sartrically funny about middle class values but actually haven't spent enough time at the Beau Bo D'Or school for scathingly sartrically funny posts on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:21, archived)
# is there an entrance exam?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:23, archived)
# yep

*assumes position*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Don't see this as racist
Just a bit shit.

Although why slag off a country village for being WASPY? It's not like there's a fucking quota system to adhere to. You'd rightly be called a cunt for complaining that the Nigerian equivalent was "too black".

Right on PC bullshit gives me the fucking shits and pisses folk off for living where they are & being what they can't help being. Also impedes progressive inclusive policies that 90% of folk would be happy to go along with if wankers didn't talk down to them & etc etc etc ad riot

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:34, archived)
# I just thought it wasn't funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:43, archived)
# It's not true anyway
Coloureds positively tumble from the skies on the flightpath into Gatwick.

sad
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:53, archived)
# This one doesn't seem racist
Just taking the piss out of the lack of ethnic diversity there.

But I was amazed by how many people read the 'your sickest jokes' compo description as "Please assume that your small minded braindead views have been validated and post your favourite racist crap".

Hahahaha! At the Python suggestion though.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Norwich reminds me of a bit like that
Without protests
(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:17, archived)
# norwich is KING of the cities,
a true fantastic city, and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:17, archived)
# apart
from that crap new mall.....you know Chapelfield...
(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:18, archived)
# lovely design, but the shops aren't up to much
but overall, norwich IS a fine city
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:20, archived)
# oh i agree
ive been to places and come back crying....Ipswich is one...
(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 14:23, archived)