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# In the absence of DTF, Here's mine, what did you have for lunch ?
Two Inch Thick Homemade Corned Beef Hash Manwiches with sliced pickled beetroot and tomato ketchup.
Bread is homemade too - Parmesan and Sun Dried Tomato
With homemade Lentil and Bacon Soup.

Here's the Corned Beef Photos :

1. Just out of the Brine solution after 18 days

2. Rinsed then boiled Slowly for 3 hours

3. Not so much sliced as falling apart

Brine :
6oz Sea Salt
6oz Brown Sugar
4 pints water
about a dozen Juniper Berries
similar quantity Black Peppercorns
3 or 4 Bayleaves
4-6 cloves Garlic
bunch of Thyme


Nearly time to go to the pub !
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(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:13, archived)
# I just drooled on my shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:15, archived)
# That's not much of a lunch
Have an all day breakfast with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:16, archived)
# no need
b3ta.com/board/5837640
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Braw
Muttons make the best curry though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:26, archived)
# That just looks wrong!!
I'll stick with my Banana ta!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Just a banana ?
You'll die.
Have it on toast, with a nice cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:17, archived)
# I also have two apples and lots of water...
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:20, archived)
# That's better
I had an all fruit day yesterday.
Flushed me out a treat I can tell you !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Yeah been detoxing for two weeks...
I feel great :o) Can't wait til it's over though this weekend!! ha..
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:36, archived)
# It looks grand!
but is this acually how corned beef is made? Where is the corn, not to mention the dubious chewy bits?

edit/ I had approximately 1 litre of baked potato bolognese and cheese and 330 ml of irn-bru
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:15, archived)
# And the dogs...
Where are the dogs??
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:16, archived)
# and carmen sandiego..
where in the world is carmen sandiego?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Quite...
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:18, archived)
# happy b3taday
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Fank you...
Do you like my B'day hat that Ironman did for me... It's fabo!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:19, archived)
# not really
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:20, archived)
# :o(
...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:20, archived)
# (;
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:22, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:39, archived)
# and where in the world
is PC World?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Ah, the mystry that shall never be answered....
Purly way has one...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Yes, but
where in the world are the staff inside it?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Being shot on the car park...
Tickets are available from....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:37, archived)
# and wally..
where's wally?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:19, archived)
# and where are my socks?
goddammit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Corned
Just means salted - there is no corn involved.
Even the Argentinian stuff is just beef and salt.

/Edit: Suitably Braw lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:18, archived)
# I bow to your superior knowledge
and weep for the lack of corn
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Are you a child of the corn?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Yes, my name is Malachi
and I have a corn on the cob penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Mmmm
brains
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:16, archived)
# With Chips ?
You must have chips with brains
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:19, archived)
# chips and pickled onions
and some peppers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Braaaaiiinnnsss!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:16, archived)
# With Chiiiiiiipppppsss !
And a nice cup of tea ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Good god.
I didn't like Corned Beef before, I like it much less now.

I had salami sandwiches, a giant mug of tea, and lots of spray-paint fumes.

*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:17, archived)
# I find the red ones taste bestest!!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Tee hee.
Chromes my favourite. Mmmm, toxicaliscious.

EDIT: And Happy b3taday!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Fank you...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:21, archived)
# That's Braw
I'm planning on making my own salami at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Oooooh.
That sound much tastier than the corned beef.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:22, archived)
# I'm waiting to see
How my Parma Boar works out first.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Are you insane?
clincally? :)
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:32, archived)
# For not liking Corned Beef?
Pah, I think you'll find I'm the sane one here.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Corned Beef is Braw.
Not too sure about the sanity.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Meat!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Good start
Now, what are you eating with it ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Nice!
Here's a veal roast I wrapped in prosciutto a year or so ago:

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:19, archived)
# you'd better eat it then
before it gets cold

looks yum
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:20, archived)
# you'd better eat it quik then
it'll be all cold by now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:20, archived)
# pissflaps!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:25, archived)
# too late man
too late!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Have
Mindpiss with that.
And some vegetables.
And a nice cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:23, archived)
# you'd better cold it eat
it'll be quick by now
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:24, archived)
# oooooooh good for you (:
i've just cooked chicken, sausages and bacon and had them on a maaaaaaassive pizza (:
still more strawberries today for pudding (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Hurrah !
A proper Braw lunch.
I hope you are having a nice cup of tea with that ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:27, archived)
# oooooooooooooof course!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Strictly Unofficial
and in the absence of any Facts, technically inaccurate, but WTF !

I award you Lunch of The Day
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(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:37, archived)
# hussie!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:54, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmm
mango
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:49, archived)
# What ?
After it's been rubbed on your nuts ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 13:54, archived)