I'm afraid I have a few more than two, but you can take your pick form this list:Oddball Antipodean doodler Rolf Harris, is starring in the latest episode of Animal Hospital, when a small boy brings in a pregnant labrador with birthing difficulties.
Upon watching the vet insert his fingers into the poor mutts swollen snatch to check the dilation, Rolf becomes uncontrollably aroused, pulls out his engorged cock and starts masturbating furiously.
LIVE ON TV!!!
The vet, sensing the end of his television career, runs at Rolf in an attempt to stop this disgusting act, just as Rolf ejaculates a stream of hot spunk over the floor. The vet slips on Rolfs fresh love paste, falling to the floor and knocking himself unconcious.
His urges still not satisfied, Rolf removes the vets pants and inserts the poor labradors head into his reluctant anus, with the resulting shock sending the dog into labour.
OH NO, IT'S A BREECH BIRTH!!!
Seeing the fresh, puckered ringpeice of a newborn puppy emerging from the old dogs mimsy sends Rolf into spasms of glee, his proud cock again standing erect with a drop of precum glistening on the tip. He brutally enters the helpless puppy, still trapped in it's mothers unforgiving gash, tearing it's whole back end wide open, and causing rolf to ejaculate immediately.
The young boy, appalled at the sight of his television hero brutally raping his beloved dog, is meanwhile throwing up in the corner.
LITTLE DOES HE KNOW THAT THIS IS THE ONE THING GUARANTEED TO GIVE ROLF HIS THIRD ERECTION ON THE TROT!!!
Rolf rushes over and directs his throbbing tool towards the stream of sick flowing from the young boys mouth, holding open his jap-flaps to catch the chunky load in his urethra. He then forces himself down the boys throat, causing him to choke. The resulting spasms of the dying boy finally push Rolf over the edge as he withdraws, lies back on the floor and empties his chunky load over his own face.
(Upon watching the vet insert his fingers into the poor mutts swollen snatch to check the dilation, Rolf becomes uncontrollably aroused, pulls out his engorged cock and starts masturbating furiously.
LIVE ON TV!!!
The vet, sensing the end of his television career, runs at Rolf in an attempt to stop this disgusting act, just as Rolf ejaculates a stream of hot spunk over the floor. The vet slips on Rolfs fresh love paste, falling to the floor and knocking himself unconcious.
His urges still not satisfied, Rolf removes the vets pants and inserts the poor labradors head into his reluctant anus, with the resulting shock sending the dog into labour.
OH NO, IT'S A BREECH BIRTH!!!
Seeing the fresh, puckered ringpeice of a newborn puppy emerging from the old dogs mimsy sends Rolf into spasms of glee, his proud cock again standing erect with a drop of precum glistening on the tip. He brutally enters the helpless puppy, still trapped in it's mothers unforgiving gash, tearing it's whole back end wide open, and causing rolf to ejaculate immediately.
The young boy, appalled at the sight of his television hero brutally raping his beloved dog, is meanwhile throwing up in the corner.
LITTLE DOES HE KNOW THAT THIS IS THE ONE THING GUARANTEED TO GIVE ROLF HIS THIRD ERECTION ON THE TROT!!!
Rolf rushes over and directs his throbbing tool towards the stream of sick flowing from the young boys mouth, holding open his jap-flaps to catch the chunky load in his urethra. He then forces himself down the boys throat, causing him to choke. The resulting spasms of the dying boy finally push Rolf over the edge as he withdraws, lies back on the floor and empties his chunky load over his own face.
wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:06,
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that ones in the extras on the DVD isn't it(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:08,
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you disgust mei read all the way through that and not ONCE did you mention rolf eating the placenta, then wiping his cock on the young boy's still warm cadaver
7/10
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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002,
Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:09,
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oh dear Lloydit got worse.
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:12,
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fucking hellthat made me laugh with revultion
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:12,
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...what do you call it?""prime minister's question time"
lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002,
Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:14,
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you're not supposed to describe things that actually happened you know! Grand. I wasn't prepared today as I was still eating my lunch.
edit/ I may also throw in the towel as I am no longer competing!
(edit/ I may also throw in the towel as I am no longer competing!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:14,
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I'm spentI don't think I can take this much further
( wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:20,
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that would makeone hell of a gif.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:26,
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Have some chips with that.... Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here.,
Fri 28 Apr 2006, 14:16,
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