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# I have no fecking idea why..


But I had to get it out of my mind.


edit: Clicky for marginally bigga
(Chromatically Challenged, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:14, archived)
# that's fucking
great
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:16, archived)
# that's
some cookcoo
(I helped save b3ta! Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:19, archived)
# So much so, that it's a magpie
;)
(Chromatically Challenged, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:21, archived)
# sorry
but is it just that it's the popes hat (the name for which i can't remember? mitre?)is like a beak? - i am lost...

by the way - apostrophe and spelling police fuck off.. it's after midnight and i have had a spliff
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:23, archived)
# yep, a mitre
and that's it.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:26, archived)
# feck and goddamn!
i wish i had less words in my head sometimes- i blame the crosswords... : )
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:27, archived)
# mmmm
crosswords
which ones do you do? i attempt the observer one sometimes, i think getting five answers is about my record
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:30, archived)
# crosswords?
like "tosspot" and "fucknut" ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:32, archived)
# cuntybubble
pissarsecuntbadger
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:32, archived)
# cock cock cock cock cock cock
COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCKCOCK COCK COCK COCK COCKCOCK COCK COCK COCK ETC
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:34, archived)
# WANKFLAPS !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:37, archived)
# arsebiscuits pissflaps cuntymints gism
i could do this all night... :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:39, archived)
# I still like
wankbat
horsegobbler
otter felcher

and

dog wanker.

But maybe that's just me. oh, wait
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
evening
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:41, archived)
# CUNTBUTTER
was in a post on here the other night , top word !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:44, archived)
# jesus fuck a horse
you're not wrong

/self promotiuon
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:47, archived)
# so
that was you ?
Hurrah !!....top work that man !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:57, archived)
# 'ello Mr.Spoon.
half a bottle to go then I'm awf I think....the hummus has deserted me tonite.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:47, archived)
# half a bottle of what though ;)
hummus is a fickle beast, relax and enjoy the efforts of others
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:53, archived)
# that's what I'm doing.....
2 shopped pictures of hugo (one old, one new) doth not good hummus make. Said bottle contains some of the cheapest bordeaux red wine known to world+dog, but it's not half bad.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 1:05, archived)
# guardian quickie
T2 intermittently... and when i can the Irish Times Simplex....

i love it really :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:33, archived)
# Impressive!
I went to a catholic school until I was 10 and I can hardly remember any of that stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:30, archived)
# get me
with an A* in gcse re
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:35, archived)
# Bit more recent then!
probably about a tenth of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:40, archived)
# i have to admit
to thinking it was a bishops hat... i thought the pope might have his own special name for his : )

not got an A level in anything but a masters degree from the university of life :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:38, archived)
# oi, jus waatch the feckin' laaangwidge mish


Edit: pass the spliff then, hogger
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:26, archived)
# i think by pre-empting my misuse
i can be let off due to diminished resposiblity - as i said.. "fuck off" : )
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:29, archived)
# We spend our lives
staring at computer screens... most of us have forgotten fresh air, sunlight, birds, and, err, umm... other stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:24, archived)
# but not alcohol!
.
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:28, archived)
# sorry
i've just realised how much that makes me seem like an alcoholic.

i'm not really, honest!
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:28, archived)
# no, we can get
that delivered by tesco.com
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:29, archived)
# alright for some..
tesco won't deliver to me.

edit i just checked, and it seems they do. yay :)

hey, anyone here remember in60.com? that was great...
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:30, archived)
# they's rushour, now
same people, same yellow vans, except now it's only telephone ordering. you can still get bulk orders of booze after the offies close though, i am told
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:34, archived)
# oooh
do they still do it in glasgow?

i thought i saw something like that last time i was through in edinburgh but didn't have time to stop and examine it closely...
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:36, archived)
# out of context
that sounds well rude...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:41, archived)
# well
you know what they're like in edinburgh...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:42, archived)
# i had to zoom in to see it
but that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:18, archived)
# i love
that
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:19, archived)
# wow,
thats brilliant, woo and yay!!
(acme, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:20, archived)
# wooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:21, archived)
# ace
ness.
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:21, archived)
# I spent about three minutes
thinking "what about it?" until I noticed the pope. Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:21, archived)
# ooops
i'm glad you pointed that out, i'm having alittle difficulty focusinf at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:29, archived)
# reallt?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:32, archived)
# arr piss orf :)
did you get cough m3ss3ng3r cough worked out?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:34, archived)
# Yes
More or less. See you there in a minute perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:41, archived)
# Good work
(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:21, archived)
# Heh heh.
Pope-tastic. John Paul II - Comedy Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:24, archived)
# Absolute Spitzenklasse!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 0:44, archived)
# The magpie
That's class!
(Mr Snerg, Fri 27 Dec 2002, 11:47, archived)