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# Now vandals are hot-wiring golf buggies

It's cracking day outside so for lunch today I'm going down to the river
and I will be stuffing my face with the same as what I had yesterday
which was have two melton mowbray pork pies, a sausage roll, two eggs
and cress sandwiches, two scotch eggs, a bridie and some Vimto but
this time I kept the bananas seperate and my lunch won't taste like bananas today.
What are you having?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:24, archived)
# food!
I are hungry, so I may make a pizza.
Starting with a Garlic bread base, smeared with fresh Tomato Puree and a sprinkling of mozarella to work as glue.....
Then sliced up mushrooms, ham and chicken and another sprinkle of mozarella and maybe some cheddar on top.

Then while it's cooking, boil up some sweetcorn to scatter on top when it's done.

YUM YUM YUM!

Desert will consist of some apple pie ice cream. fruity creamy loveliness with pastry bits.

and obviously a mug of tea
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Have chips food
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:26, archived)
# sorry, the initial food! outburst alone
was due to sudden realisation of hunger
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:29, archived)
# yumyum
yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyum
yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyum
yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyum
yumyum
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:30, archived)
# ^this ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Braw lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:52, archived)
# 'Venus William's immac and Ted Roger's blu tac'
Symmonds Yats Dave!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:26, archived)
# The hairiest of immac and the 3-2-1est of blue tac!
braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Crackin'
More Co-op Ready Meal Lunacy for me today!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:26, archived)
# You and your crazy co-op lunches
braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:28, archived)
# A plastic
Christ replica on toast, served up with Beard of Crab, the finest delicacy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:26, archived)
# mm, Christ Mask Replica
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Braw!
have a side portion of mouse flange with that and wash it down with a warm glass of dogs milk.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Beard of crab is the most expensive food
since dog tods on toast! Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:29, archived)
# 4 mature cheddar sandwichs
a chocolate doughnut, and a chocolate fudge brownie, and a pear.
And coffee and fags.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:27, archived)
# A braw sounding lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Indian theme in the canteen today - woo!
Some popadoms with mango chutney
lamb biryani
and a delicious fruit punch

well remembered with the banana
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:27, archived)
# sounds braw™
*rumble*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:28, archived)
# You are today's Lunch King

Congratulations and well done!

I'm off outside now.
Cheerio.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Good grief!
Hope you had a braw lunch by the water.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 13:09, archived)
# I'm not
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:28, archived)
# You're not what?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:30, archived)
# having lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:31, archived)
# You're talking nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:32, archived)
# I'm totally not
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:35, archived)
# I insist
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:35, archived)
# YOU. ARE. NOT. MAKING. SENSE.
I. DO. NOT. UNDERSTAND. WHAT. YOU. ARE. SAYING.

WHAT. IS. NO. LUNCH?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:39, archived)
# I'm not going to have anything for lunch....
:-S
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:42, archived)
# I don't understand either
It's lunch time, time for lunch, at this time we have lunch, lunch is what we have at lunch time . . . lunch . . . time . . . . time . . . for . . . . lunch!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:45, archived)
# She has clearly gone senile
and doesn't know what time of day it is, for all we know she could be eating elevenses right now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Is that possible ?
Surely the Time-Space Continuum would collapse leaving us in a Perpetual Tiffin Void ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Don't be silly
You'll die.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:50, archived)
# no I won't
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:53, archived)
# You will.
People who don't have Lunch ALWAYS die.
So don't come running to me afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 13:04, archived)
# WHAT? not. lunch?
YES. YES. VERY GOOD. IT. IS. LUNCH TIME.
YOU. TELL. ME. WHAT. YOU. ARE. HAVING. FOR. YOUR. LUNCH. AND. THEN. I. SAY. 'BRAW'. ALOT.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:56, archived)
# *Shakes*
Are you quite, quite mad?

*enforces pie butties*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:43, archived)
# I would love to see "pie buttie enforcement" in action
oh, and also the hollywood movie version of it.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Reet-o!
*Enforces*
*Films*
*Markets*
*Profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:49, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 13:49, archived)
# hey
you are meant to be feeding me!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Soz dude!
*CRAMS*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:48, archived)
# just some sandwiches with chocolate paste/hazelnut spread
and chocolate milk.

lots of chocolate today!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:30, archived)
# That's what the Duchess likes to eat for breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:31, archived)
# it was my breakfast more or less...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:35, archived)
# i'm never ready for this!
subsequently, I have no idea. suggestions welcome from all.
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:30, archived)
# toad in the hole
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:31, archived)
# That is a good suggestion
I've never recommened that before.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:42, archived)
# it's braw, Duke
add it to your catalogue of sustenance!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Bacon!
and cheeeeeeeeese!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Have
bacon rolls, you can't go wrong with them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Cheese and onion pastie
on a roll
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:45, archived)
# extra long facts to cheer me up!
I had a (Cordon Bleu) Schnitzel,
with thick chips and chilli ketchup,
a side salad,
a pretzel,
and some spezi.
I also had a couple of cheeky cigarettes and a cappuccino.
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:31, archived)
# you are smug bastard
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:35, archived)
# I see no
croissant in my lunch!

and yes totally :)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Cor!
that a braw lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:35, archived)
# I haven't been very well recently
so I'm on a light diet (but no bulbs, I find the glass hard to digest) - a bowl of cereal plus some salady things to snack on.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Aww!
have milk of magnesia instead of regular milk


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Have pepto bismol poured on your cereal
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:37, archived)
# is that that pink stuff
which tastes like Germoline? Yum!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:41, archived)
# That's the stuff
it's delicious
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Homemade Cheese and Onion pie
But what that really is, is mashed potoato, onion and some cheesey filling, with flaky pastry on top, reheated from last night.

And some Pepsi. And coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:32, archived)
# THat sounds a might grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Keeping it simple today.
Ring Stingingly Hot Chilli, made with four types of fresh chilli, two dried and six different chilli sauces
With Chips

Trying out a new beer today.
Innis and Gunn Oak Aged Beer.
It's a Scottish beer, brewed in Edinburgh and aged for 77 days - the first 30 in oak barrels.
With an ABV of 6.6% it's fairly potent too !

Then I'm going to take my burning anus to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Innis and Gunn is such a fine, fine beer
it's like drinking caramel.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:34, archived)
# It is rather fine.
It's not often I find a beer or brewer that I'd not previously heard of.
I'm getting a hint of vanilla !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:39, archived)
# mm yes, vanilla-ish
I think it's delicious. I introduced a friend to it, but he said it tasted like vomit. No pleasing some people.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Braw!
I'll have to try that beer, I don't think I've seen that one before
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:41, archived)
# If it's any help
mr horrible and myself rate it most highly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:44, archived)
# sounds Braw! to me!
Mmm!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:46, archived)
# one of the bestest
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Linky
www.innisandgunn.com/innisandgunn.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:54, archived)
# I shall be consuming this bottle of orangina
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If I can get the damn thing to remain still long enough to pour it without suffering the fructal whirlwind of death.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:34, archived)
# haaha
go for it!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Braw!
but have some chips and beans too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:42, archived)
# beans means a trip
to the land of sainsbury
where there is much produce
but sadly none of it free

I'm quite compelled by beans and chips now though
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:47, archived)
# A Brian Turner suasage and eg sandwich,
A cathedral city double cheese block along with some light chicken crisps. All washed down with some lovely H2O.
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:38, archived)
# That sounds like a braw sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Absolutely nowt yet!
Suggetions for a braw! lunch would be welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:39, archived)
# chips, lots of them
and fish

or meats
if meats, chips with meats and gravy in a big bun!
yeah, that sounds ideal
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:42, archived)
# you should have scambled eggs and bacon
and heaps of heavily buttered toast.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:45, archived)
# While this is a thoroughly braw! suggestion
It is impractical, as I am at work and our kitchen has no hob on which to scramble the eggs :(
I may partake of the pie ... hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:59, archived)
# on a roll
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 13:04, archived)
# I had a bowl of soup, a french bread pizza a bit later and a cup of tea
And now I'm going to drink the pancreatic fluid of a thousand dwarves.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Cor!
that sounds like a fine braw lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Pepsi Max !
Or perhaps Cherry Coke ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:48, archived)
# ermmm
i'll pick something up from town after the dentists, any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:44, archived)
# A Nice Ciabbatta Roll
filled with ham, lettuce, tomato and egg.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:45, archived)
# have dental receptionist
with chips and peas
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Have a baguette filled with delicious bries, peppered salami, mustard and tomatoes
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:48, archived)
# hmmm
i'll probably not ashally... hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:57, archived)
# ...
How about your jaw, once they hand you the bill?
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:50, archived)
# i don't have to pay at the dentist
muuwahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Re-arrange the following words to make a tasty lunch
rolls
hot
mustard
with
bread
dogs
in
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Bah!
If only there were some kind of lunch generator . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Cor!!!!!
Hot Rolls with mustard bread dogs in!

sounds braw!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 13:05, archived)
# food..
As many homemade sausage rolls as possible.. they are still warm, and contain pork and stuffing sausage meat with the yummiest and flakiest of all puff pastries.
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Braw!
yum!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:49, archived)
# C C C C Corned Beef!
thick thick slices, enbappened
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Braw!
thick thick slioces of croned beef are grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Beans on toast
With added Lurpack, toast and beans.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:49, archived)
# What a corking lunch!
I hope you havre a generous spread of lurpak on your toast.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:51, archived)
# I always do
A few weeks ago I made beans on toast and then realised I had no butter.

I was close to death that afternoon. It was horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 12:59, archived)
# 'Theatre style'
Lamb 'n' veg stir fry with some sort of flavoured rice, an apple and a bottle of lemon Fanta.

I have no idea what 'theatre style' cooking is but they do it at the canteen once a week. I don't remember EVER having lamb stir fry when I've been to the theatre.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 13:00, archived)
# THeatre style food sounds braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 13:06, archived)