We didn't need scotland anyways.

don't know whats scarier. Losing Scotland or that babys eyes. freaked me out. Need to lie down now.

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(goulash51, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 22:59, archived)

Scotchland is rubbish
all the scotchmen are either nancy boys or wife beaters.

And far too many of them are gingers.

Btw, your pictures crap too - no offence.
( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:08, archived)

That's not true. I've met some very nice
Oh point taken
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:12, archived)

Oi!
We aren't all wife beaters! Some of us are just rapists.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:12, archived)

Or
Wives!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:13, archived)

My old wife
deserved a beating, yet i failed to administer one. I've never fitted in up here.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:16, archived)

That's why I divorced you!
git in maaah bellah!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:18, archived)

No it wisny!
It was because ah ate a baby! Oh aye.....
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:24, archived)

Well
you drove me to become a lesbian!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:26, archived)

But i offered
to wear a dress! I quite suit lipstick!
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:30, archived)

I don't (except at weekends when they call me Mandy)
I'm a 6' 6" roadie:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:34, archived)

Hang on....
are you REALLY my wife? :P
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:39, archived)

I was at the time we got married!
You remember the Stones cover band was particually good!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:43, archived)

I remember it well
especially the fight about which of us was wearing the dress :P
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:48, archived)

It
brought out the colour in your eyes!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:51, archived)

fuck up ya bawbag

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:34, archived)

erm.....
er.... erm......

*fucks up
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 0:03, archived)

True fact.
Everyone in Scotland is ugly.

Or at least everyone in Dundee.
(Lolzordz , u r so funy!!11, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:42, archived)

you really are a dick

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:45, archived)

I'm a dick
and so's my wife!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:47, archived)

I am, you know.
:P
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 0:06, archived)

The cold, dead eyes of a killer

( NobbyNobody, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:12, archived)

Theres a show on BBC3 occasionally...
Says at the current birth/death & migration rates Scotland will be empty in 900 years.
(Woody999, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:24, archived)

With the rate we're running out of alcohol
it'll be empty by a week next thursday
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:33, archived)

dickhead

this is why we hate you
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 23:34, archived)

BIGGER!!!!!!

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 1:33, archived)