but i neeeeeeeeeed it!


From the The Nanny State challenge. See all 369 entries (closed)

( shavedchimp something something oranges something, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:09, archived)

This isn't over the top
this is an essential piece of equipment!
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:10, archived)

Thing is
that would actually be a good idea...
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:10, archived)

pfft, so true
*proxy bids £500 just to make sure*
*wakes up to find someone else did the same at £499*
*pays £500 for naff photo worth £10*
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:10, archived)

hahaha

( gravytrain, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:11, archived)

Sod it
i've already bought his album, this'll complete the set.....
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:11, archived)

the transformed man?
that's a class recording

"Picture. Yourself. ONABOAT. on a river. with. tangerine. trees. and marmalade SKIES!"
( shavedchimp something something oranges something, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:19, archived)

I acquired
'Has Been' and it's well funny

Sidenote - Does anyone know who did backing vocals with him on Common People?
( Piggers woo, married nearly 8 months, go team me!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:27, archived)

Please God
let it have been Spock.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:30, archived)

you mean the bird?

(Zaza, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:32, archived)

Joe Jackson
or so I heard.

Edit - Live video link on links
( Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:56, archived)

hahaha!
I have made many a silly purchase while drunk, but none that bad.
( Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:11, archived)

simple answer.
don't go on ebay when pissed.

look at pr0n and wank yourself to sleep.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:12, archived)

Agreed
I sent a message offering more than the asking price when pished - eejit
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:15, archived)

I would but my manager might get annoyed.

( Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:16, archived)

and he's not arsed about you being pissed at work?
he sounds alright to me
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:17, archived)

i'm sure he'd be concerned about you being pissed at work as well.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:18, archived)

arf
I have only ever bought 1 thing from ebay - and it turned out i was buying it of my best mate.

woo
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:13, archived)

pictures of yourself in embarassing poses?

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:49, archived)

I'd buy it!

( The Great Architect, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:14, archived)

bid now
closing soon...
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:19, archived)

Good...
...it's the buttons that make this!
(King of Teh Internets wants to give you babies, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:12, archived)

> 80mg/ml
Isn't that insanely high? 1ml og water weighs 1mg, so we're talking 80% by mass. Which works out at almost 25% by volume (Higher actually, as blood is denser than water. (I think, my maths may be wrong) Now you have about 10 pints of blood, so thats 2.5 pints pure alcohol. Assuming beer of 5% we're talking drinking 50 pints here. Jesus I think I'd set the trigger level slightly low, that much and I wouldn't be able to operate my mouse, let alone make a bid.
(JimmyG, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 20:16, archived)

er no
You've got that wrong. 80mg = uk driving limit
( miamistu snagglery, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 23:59, archived)

no, 1ml of water weighs 1g
not 1mg
( Seventh "Oh, cry me a fucking river, Barry!", Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:00, archived)

:: Slaps self ::
Ignore me.
(JimmyG, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:37, archived)

I just laughed up my lungs
frollicking bronchitis
(Pingoo likes cheese, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:08, archived)

That's true
I bought a broken boat on Ebay when I was pissed once. Cost me about four quid. Paid the bloke but never picked it up.
( Pfffwwttt... I told you so., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:20, archived)

Acually I would need that
so its not over the top
(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:06, archived)