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# Egg!
Like a bird's egg!




/TMWRNJ blog
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)
# yes
much fewer legal issues than eating human eggs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Human eggs are difficult to find
And not as filling.

Oh noes! I have a red rash itchy face thing, and my interview's in a little over an hour!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:18, archived)
# don't scratch it
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)
# *tries*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)
# ha ha!
thrush face!!

whatcha gonna do?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Cry, mainly
Ohh, looked in mirror- not good.

Damn itchy face aids.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)
# hahaha!
itchy interview face

you'll be concentrating

and the interview mens and wimmuns will be looking at your itchyface

and thinking ITCHY ITCHY ITCHY!!! HAHAHA YOU HAVE ITCHY FACE

and you'll forget all about this posting and then suddenly remember it during the interview and your face will itch, and they'll say "Is something wrong?" and you'll be AAARRARGHGAHAGHAGH!!! and run out the room screaming and there'll be pies on the floor.*

(* free running fabrication)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)
# You're so cruel to me
You obviously don't want me to earn more money so I can buy you trinkets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)
# oh noes!
I'll have trinket blight :(

what a thing!!

rub itchy face creams into your itchy face

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:22, archived)
# You can't just be vaguelly nice to me
And expect me to forget how CRUEL and MEAN to are to me. Me, a little tiny eensy girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:31, archived)
# I'm sorry
*spluffs*

oh, slight confusion there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:49, archived)
# At least
there'll be pies.
(I helped save b3ta! north5 ?, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:22, archived)
# I'm so hungry
and the interview's in my lunch break so I have a paltry half an hour for lunchy ciggie-y goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Save time
by taking your sarnies into the interview. I'm sure they won't mind.
Offer crisps round.
(I helped save b3ta! north5 ?, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)
# I have no crisps :-(
Just my pre-requisite ham and lettuce sarnie.

BUT! I have kippers at home. Mmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:27, archived)