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[challenge entry] don't mess with electricity

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(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:35, archived)
# nice.
i cut through the cable yesterday while i was trimming my hedge.

luckly i didn't explode.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:35, archived)
# oh the double-entendre possibilities
suffice to say i hope you had a circuit breaker fitted?
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:36, archived)
# yes
but it didn't trip as my pond is connected to the same circuit and it was still going.

it was a clean cut through the cable and i was 8 foot up a scaffold platform.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:41, archived)
# flippin eck you spam head
you must have been distracted by me waving as I drove past at high speeds on the m5.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:46, archived)
# yes
it was as you flashed your baps at me.

that's why i was on some scaffolding, to get a better view without drawing the attentions of mrs thor.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:50, archived)
# .
is that a euphemism? sounds nasty
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:37, archived)
#
the cable my cock
hedge pubes
explode have any use for it
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:42, archived)
# of course i don't have any use for it
i'm married.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:43, archived)
# *links to topical story on Beeb*
Glad you're unscathed anyroadup.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4790313.stm
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:52, archived)
# haha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:36, archived)
# It's nice
but I fail to see what this has to do with a nanny state
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 13:48, archived)