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# I just found this in my email inbox...
Browsing through random websites we discovered you, mystery bob. this
intrigued us greatly due to a concerningly large obsession, within our
catholic girl's boarding department, with ''Random Bob''. We partake in
copious amounts of name-dropping and general tom-foolery involving Bob,
affectionately referred to as the god of all things random. We would like to
express our gratitude for both your use of Bob in such a random context, and
your small, but vital, evangilism on behalf of the god that is bob.

...from someone called Charlotte Ramus

Should I be honoured, or scared?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 7:57, archived)
# A little from column A
a little from column B...
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 8:00, archived)
# Given the spelling -
scared. It is a well known fact that stalkers can't spell.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 8:00, archived)
# Although...
...I am interested in the 'catholic girls boarding department' bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 8:01, archived)
# pffft
I went to an all-girls catholic boarding school for a year. It's not all it's cracked up to be heh
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 8:05, archived)
# did they know you were there though?
The one near where I lived was infamous for under-age affairs with the local grammar school boys' schoool, in fact some of the male sixth formers there had bought a flat for the very purpose. Oh the lives of the filthy rich, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 8:08, archived)
# how could they
not know I was there? I think I missed something. It's late - you have to type slowly so I can understand hehe

Actually we all dated local boys - instead of the boys at the all-boys catholic school our school was affiliated with. I mean, really. Who wants to date a catholic boy?
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 8:11, archived)
# I don't.
But I'm sure there are many Priests out there with an opposing opnion...

*yikes*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 8:14, archived)
# lol!
I hadn't even thought of that... point taken.
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 8:19, archived)
# No.....
...damn you. Another fantasy ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 8:09, archived)
# sorry...
of course, there was probably plenty of stuff going on that I didn't know about...

feel better?
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 8:13, archived)
# as am i.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 8:07, archived)
# B.O.B....
is in fact a Colloquialism for battery operated boyfriend... the mind boggles.
(I helped save b3ta! Coprolite, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 8:08, archived)
# Is that like one of those Sony Aibo things?
Oh...no...I think I see what you mean.

Morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 8:09, archived)
# Well...
...it's a service I'm certainly willing to try...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 8:13, archived)
# where would you
stick the batteries though?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 8:14, archived)
# In the acronym B.O.B.
...substitute batteries for beer.

That's right ladies, 5 minutes of pure pleasure, then I throw up and passout on the floor.

What more could you want?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 8:18, archived)
# Ideal
Is there in a crash course in Malten Love I could take?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 8:45, archived)
# all hail Bob
Give us a sign.
*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 8:08, archived)
# Praise Bob!
for he is almighty.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 8:18, archived)
# Tell them you don't believe
they're really from a Catholic girl's boarding deparmtent. Ask for proof.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 8:39, archived)
# also
ask for proof that they are girls... like some knickers or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 8 Jan 2003, 8:58, archived)