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# he was a children's clown
on the tv when I was young.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:10, archived)
# When were you young?
I don't remember him.
(Pachey, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:11, archived)
# I was young in the '70s
and slightly before.
"help" by the Beatles was No.1 the day I was born
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:13, archived)
# My dad sings that
'kelp'

See, he was b3tan before there was such a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:14, archived)
# kelp? does he have a blowhole on the back of his neck?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:16, archived)
# No- he does have a weird hangy mole type thing though
I have the same mole, except mine is petite and not hangy. Which is most pleasing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:17, archived)
# is it hairy?
do you back-comb it?
plait it?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:18, archived)
# No, it isn't hairy.
Sometimes I think it's cancerous, but that's only when I've been fiddling with it, thinking it's cancerous and it's got all inflamed and 'grar, fuck off big finger lady'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:20, archived)
# rip it off
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:20, archived)
# No!
Evil man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:27, archived)
# I'm an old cunt and I don't remember him :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:12, archived)
# You're not that old.
I, being sprightly and 21 obviously know nothing of old, but I don't think you are.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go and count how many years of life I have left. Many, being the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:13, archived)
# How old is he?
I'd ask him myself but people seem to think it's rude.
(Pachey, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:16, archived)
# It's on his profile
I can't remember the month but it's '73
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:18, archived)
# that means I can beat him up
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:19, archived)
# As long as he doesn't run away
Whilst you're working out the best way to get out of your chair without pulling something...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:21, archived)
# I'll pull something
then get out of my chair
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:22, archived)
# ;-) I bet you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:28, archived)
# I'm 32 if you really want to know :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:23, archived)
# I'm nearly 32 :)
(Pachey, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:26, archived)
# I'm an older cunt
(or I don't have Alzheimers like you do:-)
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:14, archived)
# I'm an even older cunt
and I would remember him if....what was the question?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Have a biscuit
and go and change your bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:18, archived)
# you're older than 41????
i said "YOU'RE OLDER THAN 41?"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:20, archived)