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[challenge entry] This'll make him 'think twice'


Newbie at work: treat with care :D

From the Celebrity Death challenge. See all 342 entries (closed)

(hadeslady, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:34, archived)
# do you expect me to sing?
no mister collins
i expect you to act like a cunt, dump your wife by fax and, oh i really coan't be arsed
*kills*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:37, archived)
# spot on effort methinks...
have a woo!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:39, archived)
# And I was worried...
To think I was scared of being a newbie sacrifice
(hadeslady, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)
# oh, don't worry
we'll sacrifice you anyway my pretty
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)
# and yer little dawg too!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Very good!
Here have a woo!! and also because its Tuesday, and you've clearly read the FAQ, have this Free complimentary YAY as well :D

(welcome to the board, pull up a chair shop a kitten etc)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)
# bum a stranger

(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)
# *bums*
oh...sorry... I thought you said bum a strange!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)
# *prolapses*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)
# *enjoys more*
Afterning you, how's Japancheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Excellent!

I don't know about 'Two Hearts', more like 'Two Halves' eh Phil? Will your bits going on living Separate Lives eh, eh? What's that between your legs....a Sawsudio? etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)
# you seem awfully familiar with his work...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Inexplicably
my mum was a huge fan of his when I was a kid.

And if you don't recognise the song titles, how did you get the puns?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)
# what puns?
/runs
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# You're showing yourself up now.
My pun skills have the DtH / TLH seal of approval.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:00, archived)
# I didn't see the saw at first
ow
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Su-su-SHITTING HELL!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:02, archived)