This'll make him 'think twice'


Newbie at work: treat with care :D

From the Celebrity Death challenge. See all 349 entries (closed)

(hadeslady, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:34, archived)

do you expect me to sing?
no mister collins
i expect you to act like a cunt, dump your wife by fax and, oh i really coan't be arsed
*kills*
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:37, archived)

spot on effort methinks...
have a woo!
( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:39, archived)

And I was worried...
To think I was scared of being a newbie sacrifice
(hadeslady, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)

oh, don't worry
we'll sacrifice you anyway my pretty
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)

and yer little dawg too!

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)

Very good!
Here have a woo!! and also because its Tuesday, and you've clearly read the FAQ, have this Free complimentary YAY as well :D

(welcome to the board, pull up a chair shop a kitten etc)
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)

bum a stranger

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)

*bums*
oh...sorry... I thought you said bum a strange!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)

*prolapses*

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)

*enjoys more*
Afterning you, how's Japancheese?
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)

Hahahaha!
Excellent!

I don't know about 'Two Hearts', more like 'Two Halves' eh Phil? Will your bits going on living Separate Lives eh, eh? What's that between your legs....a Sawsudio? etc. etc.
( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)

you seem awfully familiar with his work...

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:42, archived)

Inexplicably
my mum was a huge fan of his when I was a kid.

And if you don't recognise the song titles, how did you get the puns?
( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)

what puns?
/runs
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)

You're showing yourself up now.
My pun skills have the DtH / TLH seal of approval.
( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:00, archived)

I didn't see the saw at first
ow
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:43, archived)

Hahahaha!
Su-su-SHITTING HELL!
( routine and Pantene, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:02, archived)