Nullo Girl
Good afternoon.
I recently happened upon your website. It is very well made and I ordered a 60 count package of your product earlier this week. I am writing today to share with you how I have quite inexplicably become smitten with the young lady who appears on your home page. In all honesty this is not a regular occurrence for me. I take my relationships with the fairer sex very seriously and feel proud of the fact that I am not a gentleman who leers at women in general.
However, I simply must request of you a little more detail on this particular young woman. Any and all information you could pass along would be most appreciated.
Yours sincerely.
Rob Manuel.
any suggestions before I send it off?
Edit:Open directory listing!!!
www.nullo.com/images/
no raw images though. bollocks!
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Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:46,
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I recently happened upon your website. It is very well made and I ordered a 60 count package of your product earlier this week. I am writing today to share with you how I have quite inexplicably become smitten with the young lady who appears on your home page. In all honesty this is not a regular occurrence for me. I take my relationships with the fairer sex very seriously and feel proud of the fact that I am not a gentleman who leers at women in general.
However, I simply must request of you a little more detail on this particular young woman. Any and all information you could pass along would be most appreciated.
Yours sincerely.
Rob Manuel.
any suggestions before I send it off?
Edit:Open directory listing!!!
www.nullo.com/images/
no raw images though. bollocks!
That seems pretty succinct to me.
Click send and await their reply!
edit: but at the risk of sounding crass, I prefer larger boobies on my girls.
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Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:47,
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Click send and await their reply!
edit: but at the risk of sounding crass, I prefer larger boobies on my girls.
I definately
think this is a turning point in your relationship with her...
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Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:51,
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Aah
I was going to warn you of the possibility of it turning into an obsession but I fear I may be too late ;)
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Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:14,
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No, on the left of her mouth.
I just noticed it too ... that's wierd ...
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Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:27,
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boy, for someone so obsessed with her, you sure are shit at investigations.
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That's not her silly, she doesn't have a boyfriend
/delusional
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Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:16,
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/delusional
best testimonials
Hunting
In hunting, the human body scent can be a handicap when it comes to stalking prey. Nullo neutralizes the natural body odor that animals can pick up. Here's what a few hunters had to say about this product.
"I shot this deer with a muzzleloader after eating Nullo for about 4 days. He walked within 50 feet of me and never knew I was around. Eight points and 150 pounds. Wow...Thanks Nullo!"
-WW
Colostomy
" I discovered Nullo about six months ago and have been very pleased with the product. I am a colostomy patient and Nullo really helps out with blocking the odors associated with this condition. One caplet in the morning and one in the evening are all I need. Nullo is especially nice when traveling."
-C.M.L.
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Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:22,
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In hunting, the human body scent can be a handicap when it comes to stalking prey. Nullo neutralizes the natural body odor that animals can pick up. Here's what a few hunters had to say about this product.
"I shot this deer with a muzzleloader after eating Nullo for about 4 days. He walked within 50 feet of me and never knew I was around. Eight points and 150 pounds. Wow...Thanks Nullo!"
-WW
Colostomy
" I discovered Nullo about six months ago and have been very pleased with the product. I am a colostomy patient and Nullo really helps out with blocking the odors associated with this condition. One caplet in the morning and one in the evening are all I need. Nullo is especially nice when traveling."
-C.M.L.
make sure you state clearly at the bottom:
I AM NOT A STALKER. I'M REALLY NOT. TRUST ME.
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Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:47,
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Ask if they do gift-wrapped packs
to send to smelly celebrities.
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Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:49,
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Perhaps you could remember
that generic models on websites are usually taken from stock photos bought from wherever, and have nothing to do with the actual website.
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Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:51,
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KILLJOY!!!
besides, she's no generic model. She's probably the owners daughter or something.
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Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:52,
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besides, she's no generic model. She's probably the owners daughter or something.
Unless she's holding the product in the photo
she's probably never heard of them
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Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:54,
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You could email them asking for their web designers address
then ask him which stock photo place he got it from, email them asking who the photographer was, then ask the photographer if s/he can get in contact with the model.
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Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:01,
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or
you could find a prostitue and just glue the picture from the internets on teh face..
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Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:08,
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Mindpiss...
...although I was going the long route.
/Google Image Search for Ian McShane blog
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Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:55,
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/Google Image Search for Ian McShane blog
"I shot this deer with a muzzleloader after eating Nullo®" -WW.
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Thu 26 Oct 2006, 23:00,
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here you go.
www.b3tards.com/uploads/nullo.swf
if i were you, i'd just send them that animation. it has all the class you're searching for in the delivery of your request.
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Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:54,
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if i were you, i'd just send them that animation. it has all the class you're searching for in the delivery of your request.
i have attached the following photgraph of my self
www.b3ta.com/board/6465469
hahahaha
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Thu 26 Oct 2006, 22:54,
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hahahaha