Don't ask...



Mr b3th still won't join b3ta, but keeps asking me to post his pictures.

Shall I keep him, or upgrade to the b3ta model?
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)

just refuse to post his stuff
it's shit anyway
( mictoboy a whisper in a tornado, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)

:-/
post an image of him in a compromising position!... such as reading Bella or Woman's Own... or even FHM!
( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)

PLEASE TELL HIM THAT I AM NICE.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)

YOU ARE NICE!
*in block capitals, mind!*
( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)

I'M PRETTY SURE YOU ALREADY SAID I WAS NICE. STOP TRYING TO HOG THE SPOTLIGHT.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)

Us b3tan men are all, without exception, damn sexy lumps of
jaw-dropping manliness.

I myself have an unlaced white tunic on and am holding a young lady in a ballgown in a provocative pose.
( chenobble has found the Naughty Nightwear, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)

Well, see
you've already got a lady then. If I upgrade, I need a nice single b3tan.
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)

Ah but I'm the dashing cad
so she'll end up with the loyal-but-unexciting shepherd
( chenobble has found the Naughty Nightwear, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)

holding the jar of liver pieces

( mictoboy a whisper in a tornado, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)

young = 5 years old
!!!!!
( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)

I said lady
not child - that's all done behind closed doors
( chenobble has found the Naughty Nightwear, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)

*soft focus*
*burning city in background*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)

That's the one
:D
( chenobble has found the Naughty Nightwear, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)

Hahahaha

( mediocre lens flare ambassador, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)

and I am that young lady...
oh. er, no sorry, that's not me.
( Professor Kenny Martin Steer right... steer left... swear... and relax =/, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)

Well go on then,
swoon with barely contained desire
( chenobble has found the Naughty Nightwear, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)

only if you promise to take advantage while I'm feeling "woozy"

( Professor Kenny Martin Steer right... steer left... swear... and relax =/, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)

*prepares to rip bodice*

( chenobble has found the Naughty Nightwear, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)

i'm currently recreating that man holding baby athena poster
that all the ladies go ga-ga over.

later i'm going to be wearing dungrees, slung to the waist, and carrying a couple of tyres.
( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)

Or cleaning windows at around 1130 ish
with no top on
( chenobble has found the Naughty Nightwear, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)

Whilst drinking Diet Coke

( Professor Kenny Martin Steer right... steer left... swear... and relax =/, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)

have you got hold of my diary?

( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)

No, but I saw you when I was putting out that fire in the building opposite
I was the one wearing yellow trousers, a helmet, red braces and no shirt
( chenobble has found the Naughty Nightwear, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)

Sir Mix-A-Lot
- Put 'Em on the Glass. :(
( fegg assa oust fettal?, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)

with a kittin in your y-fronts
Y-FRONTO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! round the bend! HAHAHA!
( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)

beat him over the head with a frypan
then chop up the bits and feed them to pigs.

or give him a 'special incentive' to join b3ta.
( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)