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# How terrorism is funded
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)
# What is the joke?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Not everything is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)
# take Catherine Tate for example
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)
# *Takes Catherine Tate*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Beware the Dangers of Taking Catherine Tate
This new so-called wonder Drug is often taken to prevent Laughter...
Users often spend hours listening to bad catchphrases eminating from characters culled from other peoples shows...

Just say No!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# No kids!
*spends hpours*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)
# You Got me...
You am the Pedantichrist
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# I am now.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Hurrah...
I'm Influential Me...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Then stay away from me,
I haven't had a jab.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)
# *Jabs*
*Runs away Giggling*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Oh I hate it
It's just the same jokes, over and over. Funny once, maybe (slightly). Not twenty fucking seven times.
See Little Britain and Trigger Happy TV for details.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Little Britain is like one Monty Python epsiode
repeated every week.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# 'noon muffin!
how was the Battle Angel?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# It wasn't in the end (afternoon puss *mwa*)
I watched the magnificent Hellraiser 2 instead!

and Sunday I watched Rat Race and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# ooo!
*throws drinking fountain out of window*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Lovely chief.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
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Repeat until funny.
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Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
Repeat until funny.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# We don't got that Kind of Time!
The secret of Comedy is Timing...
If she waited a bit.. Maybe 80 Years.. then I'd be safely Dead... it might be funny then...
Same goes for Two pints of Lager...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# I think I must be the only person alive who quite LIKED Two Pints of Lager...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Nah...
The BBC obviously quite like it...

Nobody else though...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)
# *doesn't get it*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Pay more attention to your personal hygeine,
Go out a bit more and perhaps lower your standards a little.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)
# It wouldn't be so bad if that was the case-
But alas you need to remove half of those 'Repeat until funny's and stretch the remaining ones out very thinly to fit half an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Indeed.
There's a strange economy to be had with double line spacing and 8x30 width characters.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# am i bovvered?

*shoots self in face*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# *buys flowers*
*phones Mrs Thor*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Is it political?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)
# No, just racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# That's what I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# co-incidence? I think not
LIVE
VILE
EVIL
VEIL

are all anagrams
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)
# I hope this is a parody of Daily Mail readers.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)
# anagrams are a universal truth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# VAN FIRE FRIGS?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)
# You forgot VILE
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# you rotten stinking liar!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# You rotten stingkin rail!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)
# ...and LEVI
ergo: jeans are evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)
# and LIEV
So that Liev Schreiber bloke had better watch his back too...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)
# and he was a JEW!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)
# WEJ!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# EJW!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)
# And all things living?
Or just live entertainment?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)
# I think theres an S at the end of Levi's
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Levi Strauss Ltd
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)
# And LEVI
Wait
*checks dictionary.com*

Oh, it actually is a word
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)
#
oed.dictionary.com/Levi-related-jokes.html
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# That appeared while i was away
Shoo pesky board nazi, shoo!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Ha!
/lunchtime Nazi Blog
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Lesbians!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)
# If in doubt, shout lesbians. Never fails to work.
Howdy, partner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Except at a lesbian conference.
People look at you with vague contempt when you do that. I suppose it's because you're pointing out the obvious. Still, what a day out that was. :-D
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)
# The comfy shoe brigade have no sense of humour.
And they also hate bisexuals more than most people do.

I have had a few altercations with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Watch yourself
They're very burly.
/non-stereotypical blog
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# I wear comfy shoes...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# i like my comfy slippers
but i have to wear my brogues at work :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Brogues!
You are the HEIGHT of fashion, m'dear.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)
# So do I.
Perhaps we should start our own brigade?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Do people hate bisexuals?
I thought they were generally tolerated because it's neither one nor t'other, and it's not a preference as such, but rather a lack of preference. The randy goats!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Lesbians are just fucking gay
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Yeah, thats right, generalise
Fucking northeners.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Bloody women...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# BLOODY MEN
Your sig intrigues me. What is this process you call "gipping"?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Those burpy things that normally proceed spewing.
Or it can mean spewing itself. "Those 12 bottles of diamond white didn't agree with me and I gipped up all over the back of the bus." :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Nice!
I shall store this information away for future use. Invaluable, I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)
# 'Tis a very useful phrase
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)
# makes me sick

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)