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(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# mehhh
i've had worse.
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)
# Ooooh, the lesser spotted bird eating spider!
Raaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)
# I think you mean
'heavily spotted'
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# hahahaha...
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! :o)

Why does it make me think of the flake song?

Only the flakest, crustiest fabric.....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)
# Captain.... Ca-a-a-a-a-ave Pa-a-a-a-a-ants!!!
Unga Bunga!

Ewww
(Phoenixx73 I Reject your reality and substitute my own., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# HAAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAHHAAAAAAr
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)
# *Vomits*
*Keeps vomiting*
*Dies*

/Woo
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# furry muff
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)
# furburger
extra juicy

its what my uncle got when he would get us food, wouldnt come back for hours though.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)
# haha
its what my uncle got when he would get us food, wouldnt come back for hours though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# at least thats what my sister said
/incest
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)
# day three under the floorboards shot, from the looks of it.
which seems no deterrent to me....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# It probably wouldn't be to a horny 15 year old either.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)
# i'd hope not.
the only hope for our planet lies in human extinction via perversion.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)
# True
and then it will all start again in a few million years time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)
# i ahve full confidence in virus and prion dominance.
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)
# Daddy?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# Or chips?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
# nah, it's daddy...
there were two of them in chips
and they had motorbikes
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:03, archived)
# haha...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)
# That's chuffing ace.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:15, archived)
# hahahaha
that almost made me lose some whiskey :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:22, archived)
# but where's the willy?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
# Can't you see it?
It's above the yellow-ness....

Just saw your 365 - Sorry you had such a torrid time getting around :o(
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)
# s'allright pet!
i'm okaaaaaay... bit tired though!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)
# I bet you are.
I'm leaning towards the tired side too.... I think in total I've slept for 22 hours this week... Hmmm..... Silly boy :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)
# there
*flashes*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)
# *takes photo*

*sells*

*profitS*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)
# don't expect to make much money from it
infact you may have to pay people to take it off your hands
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)
# I'll give you 10p tutt
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:15, archived)
# I've got Earl Grey and Assam,
but I only have 8p.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)
# is it me....
or is that piss stain getting darker?
(Phoenixx73 I Reject your reality and substitute my own., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)
# ah
you have keen eye for detail sir ;)
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:59, archived)
# believe me....
it aint on purpose!
(Phoenixx73 I Reject your reality and substitute my own., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)
# Just wishful thinking...
Now go wash your eyes out!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)
# It certainly is
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Hurrah!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:03, archived)
# The best of all piss stains
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)
# :)
b3ta.com/board/6590068
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)
# Sexy time!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)
# Ugh.
I've jst got in from rum and whiskey. Make it stpo.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)
# Good choice
Rum's braw, drink it with water.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:19, archived)
# Nooooo, rum is evil
Or rather, it is at the moment. If I'd stuck to the whiskey it would be fine
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)
# I used to like it with lemonade
until one summer evening my my grandmar made me drink the stuff with water, she refused to let me drink it with lemonade because it was not the 'proper way'. With water you can really taste the rum. What whisky were you drinking?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:39, archived)
# well
maybe not THAT much, but I really rather PREFER something down there. Makes me feel like I KNOW I'm actually having sex with someone in the right age bracket.

Or maybe I just like hairy.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:54, archived)