I think some more educational TV adverts would do the trick.
"Do you know how the Vagina works, Timmy?"

( Zorro! interviewed you on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)

arf!
brilliance
( ElRodente Gnurfed his Blargle on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)

Womb of Deeeeeeeaaaatth

( chenobble bogling to Aswad, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)

Fantastic
See also: marriage
( SexFace You're all cunts, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)

all is explained
thanks for the education!
( kingsuperspecial is the only rhyme that bites, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)

rag week
is it?
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)

hahahahaha
clearly they'll take it as a challenge

"it's the end of game baddie, I've got to battle it! innit!"
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)

Ha ha!
I think you're right in that assumption.

Only a Chav could compare sex to a scrolling shooter!

Even though I made the image. *ahem*
( Zorro! interviewed you on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)

Iz u sayin me iz a chavs, l0l
:D
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)

Omg no mate!
I wuz lyk, referin to the hypothamapotheticamal chav in ur storee lyk, innit!
( Zorro! interviewed you on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)

lol, innit, coz like it's like that thing innit!
:D
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)

Ouch.
It looks a bit sore.
( Fluffy elephants is back in the game, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)

thats one hell of a period

( Sandwich ....Needles to say.....I.....took drugs, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)

Indeed.
I was going to make the Vaginalaser™ yellow..

.. but then I realised that it would be anatomically incorrect, duh.
( Zorro! interviewed you on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

It's called a Vaginalaser is it?
My money was on Cervical Cannon™.
( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)

I think your idea would be more biologically correct.
Bonus points if you can name the Ovary Machine Guns!*


* Note: Not called "Ovary Machine Guns"
( Zorro! interviewed you on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)

Egg Shells?

( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:52, archived)

10 points!
For such an eggsellent answer.



Sorry.
( Zorro! interviewed you on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)

I say!

( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)

ATTAAACK!!

( pzyko, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)

Ha ha ha.
These work together so well!
( Zorro! interviewed you on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)

so good I made this all special like

( Laird Dave Draws Is in your Base, giving your chaps What for., Sun 3 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)

Aww, you're too kind!
I must now Woo your Woo.

Woo!
( Zorro! interviewed you on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)

aaaaaaaaaahhhh the end of the world is nigh!!!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta#Praise_given_by_board_members
( pzyko, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)

Oh God...
What have I done?!
( Zorro! interviewed you on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)