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(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)

I have a boil growing on my neck.

I haven't had a boil since I was 4.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)

I have a neck growing on my boil

the only problem is my boil is on my foot

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)

have you named it yet?

(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)

yes.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:58, archived)

Now that's just spooky

Are you in my house?

(songsforeveryone, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)

No that's me.

sorry.

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:58, archived)

boil on the neck?

maybe jacob dyer knows somewhere in france it can get burned off?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:10, archived)

and last, hopefully.

*fears*

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)

i hope you had fun

cutting those hands out

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:00, archived)

ewww were they really wedged in that far?

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)

up to the elbow

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)

have a look

for yourself

NSFW

(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:10, archived)

im glad i've got

the status bar on...
*doesnt click*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)

I cut the hands out ages ago.

still recovering

(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)

AHHHAHHHAHHAH!

RIP IT GOOD!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)

those damned muppets are so desperate for work...

...they'll appear anywhere.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)