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[challenge entry] 1st Goatse Xmas card?

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(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)
# I have a boil growing on my neck.
I haven't had a boil since I was 4.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)
# I have a neck growing on my boil
the only problem is my boil is on my foot
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)
# have you named it yet?
.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)
# yes.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:58, archived)
# Now that's just spooky
Are you in my house?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)
# No that's me.
sorry.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:58, archived)
# boil on the neck?
maybe jacob dyer knows somewhere in france it can get burned off?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:10, archived)
# and last, hopefully.
*fears*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)
# i hope you had fun
cutting those hands out
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:00, archived)
# ewww were they really wedged in that far?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)
#
up to the elbow
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)
# have a look
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:10, archived)
# im glad i've got
the status bar on...
*doesnt click*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)
# I cut the hands out ages ago.
still recovering
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)
# AHHHAHHHAHHAH!
 
RIP IT GOOD!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)
# those damned muppets are so desperate for work...
...they'll appear anywhere.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)