My breakfast went snap, crackle and pop this morning....
...which was unusual for a kipper
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Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:48,
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I had a bleak
egg, bacon & sausage sandwich at work
it was silent :(
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Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:49,
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it was silent :(
Do the meat fillings of your sandwiches normally scream out in pain
when you bite into them?
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Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:49,
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meh, damn those silent breakfasts!
noisy breakfasts from now on in!
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Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:49,
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damn right
I want each ingredient to make a different sound
that way I can relax to their dulcet tones in my mighty tract
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Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:51,
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that way I can relax to their dulcet tones in my mighty tract
Hello :)
Hooray, I made the obvious joke! I'd get minus points on QI for that :)
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Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:49,
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*flashes up big answer on laser display screen behind you*
*starts doing the obligatory Stephen Fry 'Maaaaaaah' noise*
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Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:50,
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*starts doing the obligatory Stephen Fry 'Maaaaaaah' noise*
*doesn't like Alan Davies*
/Has met him and done work for him, arrogant cnut
you, on the other hand, are much nicer
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Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:54,
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you, on the other hand, are much nicer
I thought that, but I got involved in designing him a conservatory to house his precious Arsenal collection
back in 2000... he really IS quite arrogant, with the
'don't you know who I am' mentality, or at least, he was back then
doing all the stand up and bbc shows.
still, he may have calmed down now, hopefully
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Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:58,
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'don't you know who I am' mentality, or at least, he was back then
doing all the stand up and bbc shows.
still, he may have calmed down now, hopefully
well, you'll have to be given new papers
as your existing papers are being very naughty
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Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:44,
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