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[challenge entry] it's only a matter of time

From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 235 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 9:56, archived)
# Oh please god
let this become true before I stab the cunt myself...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 9:59, archived)
# Died of 37 stabwounds to the back more like
but WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:01, archived)
# ...and a police investigation revealed suicide
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:02, archived)
# ...its the natural conclusion (wink wink)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:05, archived)
# "self-confessed"
is a redundant tautology.

woo to the idea of the death of russell brand, though
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Yes yes yes
Please let this happen, then the fucking Guardian and Channel 4 can shut up about that unfunny cnut for 5 minutes.. before starting on the obituaries about what a genius he was
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:03, archived)
# I don't know who that is, but I'll Youtube him and let you know of my conclusions.
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(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:06, archived)
# He is some pointless twat
who is inexplicably all over the British tabloids and on every other Channel 4 TV programe at this point in time.

I envy you for not knowing who he is, I really do.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)
# think of a cunt
and then think of it as a rotting wound rather than a warm inviting place
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:14, archived)
# I hate him
but actually found myself laughing at him during the Big Fat Quiz last night
...gah, I must be becoming less cynical in my old age
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:17, archived)
# Woo!
But isn't he a West Ham fan?
(rhyswynne - on every social network mullarkey known to man, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# I have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)
# yes
he is,however, the sort of cunt that supports Arsenal

like fatty bum bum from Little Britain and Alan Davies
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 10:51, archived)