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*cough* *splutter*
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:23,
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*wipes your chin*
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mutster101 fell over ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:25,
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Thankyou.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:26,
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what is a shower of cunts?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:27,
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Paradise.
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mutster101 fell over ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:28,
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arf!
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 15:09,
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b3ta, I think.
I thought it quite poignant.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:28,
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Brings a tear to my eye.
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mutster101 fell over ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:29,
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Funny, Mustard gas does the same to me.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:29,
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Oh, you've been in the loo straight after my brother too, have you?
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mutster101 fell over ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:31,
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Ewwwwww
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:34,
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A shower of cunts?
Now I've seen PHOTOGRAPHS that prove it's not what you say it is.
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:31,
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I demand to see this so called "proof"
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:33,
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*points* GAY
I'm excited by that.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:35,
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If you insist.
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:36,
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For some reason, warnings like that make people want to click it more.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:36,
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Odd that.
Isn't it?
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:39,
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Oh, right, THAT kind of shower of cunts.
Thats very rude Mr Wheelybird.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:38,
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now i really want to see it
but it tells me something about not eating enough cookies
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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:39,
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Turn cookies off, read the text.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:39,
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Sorry about that.
I fixed the links now though. Perverts.
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:41,
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What's more worrying is that her sister took the photo.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:42,
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It is a strange disturbed world
that some people live in. Not me though. I'm so normal that I'm off to make a cup of tea to drink whilst I eat my cheese sandwiches. Yums.
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:44,
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whats even more worrying is that her sister drank it after
in my head
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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:44,
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Sorry.
I shan't do it again.
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:40,
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aaargh!
damn you curiosity!
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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!! ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 14:12,
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spit or swallow- don't care which
but decide.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:25,
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Chew.
Slowly.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:27,
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*vomits*
NO. God, I hate manjuice. Ptheugh *spitting noise*.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:28,
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Juste the taste or 'it' in general?
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:29,
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The taste
and the bleachy smell. It's just all bad. And being a vegetarian who drinks a pint of pineapple juice a day only slightly helps, believe me. And slightly is not enough.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:30,
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Miss out the middleman and drink the pineapple juice yourself
It's much nicer.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:31,
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To be fair, the ejaculate dispenser in question is comfortably nowhere near my life whatsoever so it's ok.
Some other poor cow has to deal with it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:34,
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After you he turned to Beastiality?
/coat.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:36,
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Possibly.
After all, a lady mouse *may* have been able to feel him pumping gamely away. Sorry all.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:38,
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Ms Wow.
If it is like bleach, you need a new man-wife.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:32,
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I've never swallowed the manwife's. He's nice enough to not badger me about it.
And all cum smells a bit reminiscent of bleach, to me anyway.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:33,
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yes it does
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:34,
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Thank you.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:36,
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its smells of fresh sea air
or something. i dont really smell my own
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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:35,
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Bollocks does it.
What male propaganda have you been reading?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:36,
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The Bible of Man
Subtitle: Shut the fuck up woman *slap*
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:37,
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^this
apparently
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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:38,
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:D
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:40,
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Pineapple juice is for the benefit of the watersports thing
that SugarSpunSister is into.
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:34,
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Ah, well that vanilla bitch never indulged in interesting sex with me.
So I can't report on that.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:35,
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wakeboarding?
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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:36,
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arf!
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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant! ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:38,
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People have to crunch mine.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:29,
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Are you a yeti?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:31,
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No, just very very ill.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:32,
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But
I've been eating kiwis.
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Rogue Sausage ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:30,
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And unless you've started ejaculating roast dinners you can forget about it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:31,
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hahahahah you made me snot on my teeshirt
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:32,
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You're so sexy.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:45,
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Funny you should say that!
I ejaculated roast dinners the other day. I was standing on the street corner and shouted "Roast dinners!" at a vicar. /using the older meaning of words to comic effect blog
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:33,
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does that mean having the consistancy of lumpy gravy would help?
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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant! ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:33,
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Bleurgh
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:45,
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Doesn't matter how big your balls are...
...you're never gonna fit a whole roast dinner in there.
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mutster101 fell over ,
Thu 28 Dec 2006, 13:33,
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