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[challenge entry] THIS JUST IN...

(i appologize to Marky H. for stealing b3tamax again, he's just so cool!)

From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 235 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:45, archived)
# I still wouldn't fuck that girl
and no I don't care that she wouldn't want to fuck me anyway
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:45, archived)
# Her nose is pierced.
Easy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:46, archived)
# fucking ugly
nose and tongue piercings are the calling card of slaggy slag
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:48, archived)
# stop looking in the mirror!...
...you slaggot!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:49, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
it's funny because my mirror is made of cardboard and your face is anchovie
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:50, archived)
# you mean that...
....slaggy slag of a slag with the saggy sag saggers?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:58, archived)
# hold the anchovie.......well...
...who asked you and who cares....brilliant photoshop atomic, i know!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:49, archived)
# Atomic please remember that....
I LIKE HATS
HATS ARE GOOD
I ONCE WORE A HAT
WHILST IN THE NUD!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:49, archived)
# That is sweet. Write me a poem
*awaits being told to cunt off*
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:51, archived)
# Master of turnips did once did decree
write me a poem, oh yes said he

but instead of a poem he doth read
me calling him an area of female anatomy a shade of off red.

for what he was called was bereft of good tact
because I decided to call him a "loveable twat"
which is better than the whore further off the page
who had her nostrils done the daft fucking... page/cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:53, archived)
# :D
love.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:56, archived)
# better than shakespear!
(YouSmellLikeBroccoli and not the good kind, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:09, archived)
# Shakespeare.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:11, archived)
# wuz it a...
....BLACK HAT?....Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:53, archived)
# RIS?
Have I missed some news?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:46, archived)
# they are on about b3tamax
clearly feminine... or is it just me
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:47, archived)
# Err, this...
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:58, archived)
# there once wuz some emos on the boards...
...they seem to travel in hourds...as the time went on... they made me yawn... now i call them Gay Lords!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:03, archived)
# Yes...
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:07, archived)
# Steal away... its an honour.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:53, archived)
# AH-HA!...
...i got it in writing!...:)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 3:36, archived)