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# I still wouldn't fuck that girl
and no I don't care that she wouldn't want to fuck me anyway
(, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:45, archived)
# Her nose is pierced.
Easy.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:46, archived)
# fucking ugly
nose and tongue piercings are the calling card of slaggy slag
(, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:48, archived)
# stop looking in the mirror!...
...you slaggot!
(, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:49, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
it's funny because my mirror is made of cardboard and your face is anchovie
(, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:50, archived)
# you mean that...
....slaggy slag of a slag with the saggy sag saggers?
(, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:58, archived)
# hold the anchovie.......well...
...who asked you and who cares....brilliant photoshop atomic, i know!
(, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:49, archived)
# Atomic please remember that....
I LIKE HATS
HATS ARE GOOD
I ONCE WORE A HAT
WHILST IN THE NUD!
(, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:49, archived)
# That is sweet. Write me a poem
*awaits being told to cunt off*
(, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:51, archived)
# Master of turnips did once did decree
write me a poem, oh yes said he

but instead of a poem he doth read
me calling him an area of female anatomy a shade of off red.

for what he was called was bereft of good tact
because I decided to call him a "loveable twat"
which is better than the whore further off the page
who had her nostrils done the daft fucking... page/cunt?
(, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:53, archived)
# :D
love.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:56, archived)
# better than shakespear!
(, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:09, archived)
# Shakespeare.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:11, archived)
# wuz it a...
....BLACK HAT?....Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
(, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 1:53, archived)