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[challenge entry] and the Deathly Hallows....

From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 235 entries (closed)

(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:37, archived)
# hehe
son of a bitch had it coming
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:39, archived)
# I knew she'd get bored and cash in eventually.
I mean how long does it take to write one frickin' book?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:39, archived)
# eeeemmmmoooo


;) woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:39, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!





4
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Here comes three!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:40, archived)
# *gets excited*
(Look At Me! Reacting to Nonsense since 1673, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Its like new years eve all over again!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:42, archived)
# What?
some inappropriate kissing and a big let down? :p
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Is that what happened to you?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:46, archived)
# nope, I fell asleep watching Wayne's World
and was woken by the phone at 12!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Exactly!
except I'm sober and not wearing a lampshade
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Freebies says pffft
So do I.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:48, archived)
# I can see
your wearing the light bulb instead.


oooh errr!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Apparently I was wrong
You can insert a 60watt lighbulb up someones anus without it breaking
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:56, archived)
# where's the fun in that?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:57, archived)
# The trick is getting it back out
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:58, archived)
# as long as it breaks, everyones happy
;)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Or switching it on
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:59, archived)
# I thought it was
making it light up
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 16:00, archived)
# It's all good fun
Until someone loses a browneye
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 16:26, archived)
# oooh
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:40, archived)
# What did you say?
(davew2.7 what?, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:41, archived)
# How you doing chap?
/Blatant attempt to use up another Freebies post
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:41, archived)
# very well thank you Sir
I'm desperately trying to think Up another terrible compo post,
but as yet am having no luck whatsoever.

I hope you had a wonderful new Year's eve?

*edit* 3
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:43, archived)
# It was a 24 hour spectacular!
I feel a bit broken now but yay for 4-day weeks.
Did you take all your clothes off at midnight & take photos?

/Only mildly interested blog ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:48, archived)
# I found out today that the fine for running naked through the streets of Berlin is 20 Euros
edit: come on Bobs you showboating whore
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:49, archived)
# worth every pfennig
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:49, archived)
#
pfennig cent

edit: those were the times... the fünfmarkstück was saucer-sized
100% real!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:51, archived)
#
cent zloty
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Its only 20 Euros?
I wonder if you could just run up a tab
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:52, archived)
# depends how good you are at running
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:54, archived)
# They should be able to charge more/less depending on phwoar factor
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:52, archived)
# I totally agree with this statement
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:52, archived)
# They'd be paying YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:53, archived)
# To put them back on, yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:54, archived)
# There's not an inbox on the interwebs that doesn't contain a pic of your naked arse
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Mine doesn't
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 2 Jan 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Hang on
give me five minutes...
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 16:06, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6692045
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 16:11, archived)
# hahaha
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 16:04, archived)
# 'Phwoar Factor'
A new talent show
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH ^ This totally
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:54, archived)
# and would you be willing to be the judge of this?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Twist my arm
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:54, archived)
# how much is if you saunter?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:55, archived)
# hahahahaha
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Not as much as if you gavotte
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:57, archived)
# nice mental image
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Depends on the length of stride and how much penis flailing is involved
I think its an extra 5 Euros if you swagger
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:57, archived)
# 'Flailing', you say?












Drink?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Why, Don't mind if I do
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:59, archived)
# you are the most casual groomer
i have ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 16:02, archived)
# If you love what you do, you do it well
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Hurry up you tart!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Yeh hurry up bobs
I'm fucking edging here
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Can't read the writing
What's it say?
(davew2.7 what?, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:40, archived)
# It says davew27 is an emo troll
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Who wrote it?
(davew2.7 what?, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:42, archived)
# J K Rowling
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:42, archived)
# She writes fiction
(davew2.7 what?, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:43, archived)
# *badumtish*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Something about harry potter getting fisted to death*
*May not contain 100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Good
(davew2.7 what?, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
That's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:41, archived)
# If I were her
and suicidal, I really wouldn't wait until I'd finished the book to end it all. (is the blood suggesting she killed herself? I'm actually confused on this)


But he's going to die anyway, surely.
So it can finish with a mystical, Jedi ghost, meeting up with the parents type thing.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:41, archived)
# nah
he gets a shag
then realises magic is pathetic
and drives off into the sunset in a capri
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:43, archived)
# fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:43, archived)
# shooting uzis wildly into the air
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:43, archived)
# shouting "Praise Allah"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha
This made me LOL
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Snorting coke off a stripper's back while he drives the car into the ocean.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:46, archived)
#
the blood suggests it's that time of the month and failing to find a tampon, sanitry towel, or egg-cup, she proceeds to drip on the page.
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:45, archived)
# hahahaha!
"proceeds to drip on the page"

haha. J K Rowling squatting over a notepad.
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:46, archived)
# "J K Rowling squatting over a notepad"
That's her trade secret!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:48, archived)
# I hope that's your random quote
fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:50, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
*prays to the most random god he can think of*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:51, archived)
#
i hear its also G W Bush's
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Haha, Inspired
(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:55, archived)
# YUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:47, archived)
#
i suggest you write a letter of complaint to the author
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:51, archived)
# I'm afraid the blood WAS
an attempt at subtlety.. which seems to have failed...

*sticks to crude jokes*
(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Something to do with "Whore Crotches"
or was it "Horcruxes"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:42, archived)