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# If I were her
and suicidal, I really wouldn't wait until I'd finished the book to end it all. (is the blood suggesting she killed herself? I'm actually confused on this)


But he's going to die anyway, surely.
So it can finish with a mystical, Jedi ghost, meeting up with the parents type thing.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:41, archived)
# nah
he gets a shag
then realises magic is pathetic
and drives off into the sunset in a capri
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:43, archived)
# fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:43, archived)
# shooting uzis wildly into the air
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:43, archived)
# shouting "Praise Allah"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha
This made me LOL
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Snorting coke off a stripper's back while he drives the car into the ocean.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:46, archived)
#
the blood suggests it's that time of the month and failing to find a tampon, sanitry towel, or egg-cup, she proceeds to drip on the page.
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:45, archived)
# hahahaha!
"proceeds to drip on the page"

haha. J K Rowling squatting over a notepad.
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:46, archived)
# "J K Rowling squatting over a notepad"
That's her trade secret!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:48, archived)
# I hope that's your random quote
fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:50, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
*prays to the most random god he can think of*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:51, archived)
#
i hear its also G W Bush's
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Haha, Inspired
(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:55, archived)
# YUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:47, archived)
#
i suggest you write a letter of complaint to the author
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:51, archived)
# I'm afraid the blood WAS
an attempt at subtlety.. which seems to have failed...

*sticks to crude jokes*
(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 15:55, archived)