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# You should write into
the Guiness Book of Records and ask them how many more you need to do.

www.guinnessworldrecords.com/corporate/contact_us.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Crikey, a real link...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Dear whoever-took-over-when-Norris-karked-it,
I have currently produced 567,987,353 crap puns and was wondering how many more I need to do before I get an entry in the Guinness book of world records or Mictoboy stabs me to death

Love Dave the Hat (Sir)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:01, archived)
# it'll be a close call
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Follow that
up with a letter every day which has a numbered pun and the message "Is this enough?"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)
# i used to have a letter from them
but for the life of me i can't remember what i wrote to them about
and now i can't find the letter
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Thanks for that heartwarming story =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:10, archived)
# i hate you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)