He should have made it more specific...
From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 235 entries (closed)
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From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 235 entries (closed)
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Hello you!
*gropes furiously*
No, you didn't - in fact, I haven't seen you for AGES!
So, tell me more =)
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Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:11,
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No, you didn't - in fact, I haven't seen you for AGES!
So, tell me more =)
Well
It went well. I was a scaredy moo, so I didn't move an inch, just glared at my fretboard until it was time to get off the stage. The sound went down well, people calling us very different, really blown away by it.
Of course some prick shouted 'WHEN ARE ISIS ON?' halfway through the set, but pfft.
Pictures are on the bandspace...
Oh, and we played with a quite popular (round here) band called HateHeart, and apparently pised all over them. I'm not saying anything, but I think we rule.
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Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:13,
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Of course some prick shouted 'WHEN ARE ISIS ON?' halfway through the set, but pfft.
Pictures are on the bandspace...
Oh, and we played with a quite popular (round here) band called HateHeart, and apparently pised all over them. I'm not saying anything, but I think we rule.
At a bigger gig, getting paid more than £20 I assume.
We have similar sounds. Well, they're very influential.
They pretty much are the genre.
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Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:16,
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They pretty much are the genre.
A very good band.
www.isistheband.com/Home.aspx
And it went straight into the kitty. Wrapped around a condom full of catnip.
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Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:19,
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And it went straight into the kitty. Wrapped around a condom full of catnip.
I've been a bit slow replying here.
Good one - the scaredy bit gets easier, I occasionally look up nowadays =)
When's your next one? Also, did you record anything yet?
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Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:34,
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When's your next one? Also, did you record anything yet?
Hahahaaaaaaa! Happy New Year, Sir! Woo!
World records are shit because you can just create your very own wanky category that no-one else wants to do . . .
I'm going for most utterly shit puns . . . EVAR!
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Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:57,
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I'm going for most utterly shit puns . . . EVAR!
Dedication, dedication
Dedication, that's what you need
If you wanna be the best
If you wanna beat the rest
Oh-oh dedication's what you need;
If you wanna be a record break-er, Oooooh.
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Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:03,
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Dedication, that's what you need
If you wanna be the best
If you wanna beat the rest
Oh-oh dedication's what you need;
If you wanna be a record break-er, Oooooh.
Punchums, what a great word.
It makes me think of a little Pikachu thing that you have to punch...
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Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:10,
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You should write into
the Guiness Book of Records and ask them how many more you need to do.
www.guinnessworldrecords.com/corporate/contact_us.aspx
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Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:59,
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www.guinnessworldrecords.com/corporate/contact_us.aspx
Dear whoever-took-over-when-Norris-karked-it,
I have currently produced 567,987,353 crap puns and was wondering how many more I need to do before I get an entry in the Guinness book of world records or Mictoboy stabs me to death
Love Dave the Hat (Sir)
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Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:01,
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Love Dave the Hat (Sir)
Follow that
up with a letter every day which has a numbered pun and the message "Is this enough?"
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Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:04,
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i used to have a letter from them
but for the life of me i can't remember what i wrote to them about
and now i can't find the letter
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Wed 3 Jan 2007, 14:01,
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and now i can't find the letter
Haha, that's really clever and funny and...
...hang on, what's the last frame all about?
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Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:57,
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imagine if they bros twins died in the manner described on the tombstones
they might win the record theoretically set never to be beaten, by the guy who ran the whole records business
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Wed 3 Jan 2007, 13:59,
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