Caught on tape


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( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)

theft
coolest crime of all
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)

its 9/10th of the law


edit : woo btw
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)

I feel like that after watching ganster movies.
I start strutting about and thinking I'm all hard.

I am hard. For a 5ft3 woman, I'm double-super-fucking-hard. Which means I'm a pussy by anyone else's standards. But if I could reach you, I'd have you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)

heh
"But if I could reach you, I'd have you"
Cant reach the tin of beans favourite snack on the top shelf?...

in other news: There are seaguls on my roof dancing...
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)

throw tins of soup at them
that'll show those angry bastards
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)

Nah.
Throw bread on someone else's roof.
( Afinkawan, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)

hmm
would if i could but i cant, nearest neighbour is about 3/4 mile away!
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)

Buy a catapult.

( Afinkawan, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)

:)
what's a pult and why would a cat need one?

sorry
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:53, archived)

ahah a man with a plan
good idea!
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:53, archived)

cooked or cold?
in or out the tin?
what flavour?
so much of a dilema, *listens* just the mention of soup has made them go! yay!
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)

hmm
indeed

some tins of soup, unopened, clearly, uncooked

a pan, filled with recently cooked tomato soup

a thermos flask containing oxtail, several of those

in addition to this, various household objects should be thrown at the seagulls
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)

BEANS CAN FUCK OFF
I have a slight phobia of baked beans- can't be near them. They're evil.

I tried them twice when I was younger. Food. Of. Satan.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)

better?
:D
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)

Much, ta
I really should go for a ciggie. BRB.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)

fire on a stick

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:57, archived)

Yup
and with that, I am disgustingly in love with you all, but I must go.

Love!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:00, archived)

yay
\o/
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)

*flicks ear...runs away*

( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)

I quite like short sharp pains like that though.
so you can do that again if you like.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)

*Shoots with paintball gun*
There you go :)
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)

*pokes*
Hey missy, I hear you're going to be at Dr When's do....

*trembles with excitement*
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)

I may be
hopefully

Gotta go though

*knots*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:00, archived)

CHEESE IT!!
:D

I like this one best.

/Currently working way through futurama boxsets. Again, blog
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)

I rather like this
woo
( Milkman Dan, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:02, archived)