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[challenge entry] Caught on tape
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(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)
# theft
coolest crime of all
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)
# its 9/10th of the law


edit : woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)
# I feel like that after watching ganster movies.
I start strutting about and thinking I'm all hard.

I am hard. For a 5ft3 woman, I'm double-super-fucking-hard. Which means I'm a pussy by anyone else's standards. But if I could reach you, I'd have you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)
# heh
"But if I could reach you, I'd have you"
Cant reach the tin of beans favourite snack on the top shelf?...

in other news: There are seaguls on my roof dancing...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
# throw tins of soup at them
that'll show those angry bastards
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Nah.
Throw bread on someone else's roof.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
# hmm
would if i could but i cant, nearest neighbour is about 3/4 mile away!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Buy a catapult.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)
# :)
what's a pult and why would a cat need one?

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:53, archived)
# ahah a man with a plan
good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:53, archived)
# cooked or cold?
in or out the tin?
what flavour?
so much of a dilema, *listens* just the mention of soup has made them go! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
# hmm
indeed

some tins of soup, unopened, clearly, uncooked

a pan, filled with recently cooked tomato soup

a thermos flask containing oxtail, several of those

in addition to this, various household objects should be thrown at the seagulls
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)
# BEANS CAN FUCK OFF
I have a slight phobia of baked beans- can't be near them. They're evil.

I tried them twice when I was younger. Food. Of. Satan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)
# better?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Much, ta
I really should go for a ciggie. BRB.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)
# fire on a stick
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Yup
and with that, I am disgustingly in love with you all, but I must go.

Love!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:00, archived)
# yay
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
# *flicks ear...runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
# I quite like short sharp pains like that though.
so you can do that again if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)
# *Shoots with paintball gun*
There you go :)
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)
# *pokes*
Hey missy, I hear you're going to be at Dr When's do....

*trembles with excitement*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)
# I may be
hopefully

Gotta go though

*knots*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:00, archived)
# CHEESE IT!!
:D

I like this one best.

/Currently working way through futurama boxsets. Again, blog
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
# I rather like this
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 Jan 2007, 15:02, archived)