At least he stopped it raining.


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( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:38, archived)

oh my
that's going to require a large wetwipe
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:38, archived)

I'm Thor!
Well wear a Thaddle, Thilly!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:40, archived)

I can't even pith!

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:41, archived)

and i'm only thixteen
thtone
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:41, archived)

*grooms*

( mictoboy, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:42, archived)

I never got
why they use the word 'groom'.

Do they mean like you groom a horse before you ride it?
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:43, archived)

must be
give it nice fresh hay to lie on

brush it's hair

then do it in the horse oriface
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:45, archived)

orifice
but also, ahahahahahaha
( mictoboy, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:47, archived)

I think he meant oriface
:S
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:49, archived)

haha
it's funny because it's very disturbing :)
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:48, archived)

*squashes*

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:43, archived)

Your mind is filthy

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:41, archived)

for you to know that
yours must be too :D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:42, archived)

That was never in question
you bastard
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:43, archived)

:D

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:47, archived)

Causes them to skid and overturn, I've heard

(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:41, archived)

Bah!
Dammit!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:42, archived)

First bus to hull for you!

( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:42, archived)

Single-decker?

(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:43, archived)

yep
no double-deckers for you in Hull.

You'll never again taste their chocolatey goodness.
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:45, archived)

Mebbe it was Thor that caused that bus to skid and crash
mebbe it wasn't but let's all say it was!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:42, archived)

Beat ya to it...
But let us share the glory

*basks
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:43, archived)

*great whites*

( mictoboy, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:43, archived)

*mediocre boxers*

(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:44, archived)

*murders*

*hides body*

*enjoys sole glory*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:44, archived)

*rises from the dead*
*steals hat*
*realises error*

*returns hat with box of chocolates and a note*
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:45, archived)

yes, thor being a god and all
you can share his "glory" :D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:44, archived)

*waits*

( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:39, archived)

is he making an observation
or giving himself a command?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:39, archived)

heh
yeah, hulk does that too

what odd chappies
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:41, archived)

thecuripole ith not anymanth
itth WOO!
( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:42, archived)