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[challenge entry] Morning all!

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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 9:09, archived)
# arf!
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The worst moment in everyday life is when you realise you have to make two trips!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Two trips?
RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Good morning
*bumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 9:17, archived)
# How's it going with the taking up smoking?


I tried that last year. I forced myself to smoke each day, sometimes smoking up to twenty in a day. But I found that often I'd have accidentally gone without a cigarette for hours or even days, and then the willpower to keep it up just trailed off. I gave up taking it up in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 9:20, archived)
# I haven't smoked a cigarette since saturday, which amazes me. I wasn't even trying.
Now I just want to see how far I can take it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Not too well actually.
But then, that's the point of New Year resolutions isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 9:28, archived)
# My new years resolution was to gain as much weight as humanly possible
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 9:29, archived)
# That's a cop-out.
You should try to gain as much weight as cetaceanily possible.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Just make sure
you pick the cetacean carefully.

news.mongabay.com/2006/1210-vaquita.html
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 9:31, archived)
# five feet of cetacean seems easy enough
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 9:33, archived)