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( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:35, archived)

A 10 inch pianist.

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:36, archived)

Hahahahaha

( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:37, archived)

hahahaha!
his face says it all.
( Mr. Johnson, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:36, archived)

yup
he wants bum sex with Genie
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)

haha

( mugatu what the deuce?, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:36, archived)

hahahah
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( mictoboy, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:36, archived)

!£!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:37, archived)

i haven't made anything yet
so i might disappear off b3ta till this evening
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( mictoboy, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:38, archived)

are you going to celebrate 19k or wait until 20?

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:38, archived)

pfffft!
mictoboy can't count *sings*
( mugatu what the deuce?, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:39, archived)

yes i can
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( mictoboy, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:40, archived)

spoilsport :(

( mugatu what the deuce?, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:40, archived)

right
that's me until this evening
have a fun afternoon
6 or 7
( mictoboy, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)

You too chief
catch ya later
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)

byeeeeeeee

( mugatu what the deuce?, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)

smell ya later

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 15:00, archived)

both
may as well
( mictoboy, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:39, archived)

"Put a whale in the Thames!"

( Cashy, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:37, archived)

Happy b3taday!

( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:37, archived)

happy b3taday, you shit!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:38, archived)

happy Cashyday, b3ta!

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:38, archived)

much more fun trying to put the thames in whale
.

happy b3taday cashy!
( MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:38, archived)

Happy B3taday you shit!!!
*man hugs*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)

Hurrah!
Best b3taday ever! I got a bourbon biscuit this year!
( Cashy, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)

Hahahaha!
Is that a euphemism?
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)

you lucky sod!!
although, i got a book that shows how to make them!!

*bakes*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)

Now this is a tallent
I wish i could learn that at uni
( Cashy, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)

You're at uni?
So it isn't grooming anymore?!
( M3rx Winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty!, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 15:36, archived)

b3taday greetings :)

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:59, archived)

Happy B3taday

( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 15:20, archived)

Hahaha!
That reminds me of THIS.

You have to love their superbly dark sense of humour.

/edit - Link fixed.
( Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:39, archived)

yeah, his stuff is great

( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)

that is indeed, fantastic.
i gave my mate the unicorn shirt for christmas.
( Mr. Johnson, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)

Shape me fungus
that tastes and looks like steak.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:40, archived)

hahahah
(although it doesn't need to look like it, just taste and be the texture of)
( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)

:P

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)

haha
but why didn't he just wish for 300 top porn stars as his first wish?
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)

Wishes were always a bit ambigous
Could you wish for multiple stuff in one wish?
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)

Like another 10 wishes?

( Stilton Cheesewright, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)

He's just winding up the genie
1st wish - "a beautiful woman"
2nd wish - "another beautiful woman"
3rd wish - "rampant bumsex with you of course, you silly big gay bear"
( Hamster Trippin', Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)

A head like an orange!

( Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)

To be hung like a black man
/Jim Davidson
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)

insert joke about rubbing lamps here
woo!
( Bloop wasn't here on, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)