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From the Film Sex For Prudes challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:40, archived)

Haha
This is bizarre but amusing
( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:41, archived)

^ this
also, threadjack time: anyone have any old wives tales on how to relax a twinged muscle? I stretched in bed this morning, and instant firey pain shot down the inside of my leg. now it's not as bad but threatening to do it again. it hurts :(
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:45, archived)

ouch
I find that getting into position of "least agony" is the only way
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:49, archived)

bugger
/limps off to wrestle with leg
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:56, archived)

Get drunk.
It works.
( Sea Tramp logocidal maniac, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:55, archived)

^ this

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:03, archived)

Don't have rough sex.

( gronkpan http://bit.ly/8ANAej, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:58, archived)

check. whilst boyfriend's away, no rough sex.
ta
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:03, archived)

Your neck and forehead will thank you.
SAFETY IS OUR NUMBER ONE PRIORITY.
( gronkpan http://bit.ly/8ANAej, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:07, archived)

I thought
TAKING YOUR MONEY IS OUR NUMBER ONE PRIORITY?
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:10, archived)

ha ha ha!!
well a finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:41, archived)

how about a kit-kat handshake?

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:42, archived)

a what?
*thinks about KK slogan....*

have a break!?!?

*crosses legs*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:43, archived)

more like 4 fingers of fun

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:44, archived)

Only 107 calories

( in vino veritas, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:45, archived)

In a kit-kat?
In the chunkies there are like a million calories.
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:46, archived)

I think there are 107 in the 2 finger ones
Not that I'd know, haven't had a KitKat for years cos I boycott Nestle.
( in vino veritas, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:48, archived)

Really?
Why?

My ex used to boycott Nestle because of the whole milk supplements that happened ages ago
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:50, archived)

It's still going on
they still have terrible practices, especially in developing countries.
( in vino veritas, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:51, archived)

Nestle chocolate is horrid anyway

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:12, archived)

ahhhh! four finger Lill!
:P
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:47, archived)

hehe
So I've heard it said.....

:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:42, archived)

That has produced the most amusing image in my mind

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:43, archived)

Hahahaha
Haha

Ha

*clicks*
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:42, archived)

That's factually wrong!
A finger of fudge is just enough to give a kid a treat!

:P
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:43, archived)

but what does a suitcase full give them?
a limp?
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:44, archived)

I believe that at a Gary Glitter gig
They call that a rider.
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:48, archived)

hahahaha
that made me chortle too loud for my office
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:50, archived)

hehehe
woo
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:43, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:43, archived)

Hahaha!

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:45, archived)

Hahaha!
and ha!
( Sea Tramp logocidal maniac, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:52, archived)

Braw!

( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:20, archived)