Hello boys and girls...
The most childish Valentine's Day card(s) I can muster.









Click the top ones for downloadable .ai vector fun.
EDIT: (...at just shy of 500KB each.)

( collapsibletank ...is in, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 9:47, archived)

hahahahahah
classy
( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 9:49, archived)

TUBECOCK
FANNY PURSE

hahaha
( mugatu, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 9:49, archived)

Hahaha
that leaves no space for misunderstandings about your intentions

/edit: *clicko*
( mediocre puts the mediocre in intemediocrernet, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 9:52, archived)

Excellent work!
*clicks*
( Professor Kenny Martin is loving what he's heard of Axl's new stuff, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 9:53, archived)

i want to marvel at your work
but i get 5 firefox redex's.

edit/ got them now, *marvels and clicks
( god save the queen and team GB winning medals sitting down, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 9:56, archived)

Redexes?


EDIT: Bah, fixed.
( Professor Kenny Martin is loving what he's heard of Axl's new stuff, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 9:57, archived)

/\/\ EO\/\/

(ShigTheNewt, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:31, archived)

Hahah!
We have a corksrew and bottle opener set that do that!
It's positivly pornogragaphic!!
( Mstandot Top of THE list., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 9:57, archived)

can't see 'em
edit/ can see 'em now - smart!
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 9:57, archived)

Excellent
*sends to mother*
( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 9:58, archived)

omg that's excellent
:D
( mutster101 fait des gestes compliquees avec ses mains, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:00, archived)

sexcellent work!

( urbane legend buried sweetly in your yellow hair, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:25, archived)

can we have one with ginger pubes
please.
(strangeways, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 17:08, archived)

in return I offer you my most childish reply :P


I wonder who'll feel insulted by this .. I'm sure someone will ..
(I was penalized for that, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 17:55, archived)

THAT...
...is beautifully put together!
EDIT: I was half expecting someone to do a big goatse arse for the other card...

( collapsibletank ...is in, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 18:14, archived)

haha!
good one! :D
(kodomo_ja_nai fuck it, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 18:44, archived)

yeh its always teh same
black guys are doing white bread girls
(MarkP0rter http://markp0rter.deviantart.com, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 0:14, archived)

that
my son, is genius
(Terminator X, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 0:57, archived)

this is truly wonderful

( Well, not quite , ok then, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 6:36, archived)

is this a john wayne bobbit card?
where's the helmet?
( hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 23:32, archived)

Yer.
www.cemeterysurplus.com/catalog/cat16.htm

( collapsibletank ...is in, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 9:49, archived)