where can i buy it?
one would need a misshaped cock to use it though..
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:13, archived)

the two curves at the top wouldnt be too bad
i can sense logistical issues with the point running along the bottom
( Inigo Montoya Lurking with a merkin, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:14, archived)

it's a spunk gutter
so you get jizz on your nutsack
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:16, archived)

ha ha
"spunk gutter"
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:17, archived)

now it all makes sense
now i just need a carving knife and some tissue
( Inigo Montoya Lurking with a merkin, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:18, archived)