Who said romance was dead?

( brianftang, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:11, archived)

Someone deleted a thread
Woo to the pic!
( SexFace You're all cunts, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:12, archived)

Two threads

( davew27 has a £4.97 mouse, from Tesco. "‮", Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:14, archived)

Dave?

( SexFace You're all cunts, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:15, archived)

I hate it when they do that
especially if I link to it later on

And that's a lovely image. I only hope for Durex' sake there are many men out there with heart-shaped cocks
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:15, archived)

Win.
YES.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:13, archived)

where can i buy it?
one would need a misshaped cock to use it though..
( Miss Scunner sets sail for Portmanteau, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:13, archived)

the two curves at the top wouldnt be too bad
i can sense logistical issues with the point running along the bottom
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:14, archived)

it's a spunk gutter
so you get jizz on your nutsack
( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:16, archived)

ha ha
"spunk gutter"
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:17, archived)

now it all makes sense
now i just need a carving knife and some tissue
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:18, archived)

woo
nice
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:14, archived)

fabbywoo
:D
( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:14, archived)

Lovely
Durex are missing a trick.
(Pachey, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:14, archived)

:)
nice work
( pzyko, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:16, archived)

lovely.
i had to chuck a few away the other day,it's been so long that they were a year out of date.
( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:16, archived)

*click*

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:17, archived)

that's great!
i just have to carve my cock into a heart shape now, and it'll be perfect.
*sharpens rusty spork*
( urbane legend is an arrant fraud, concocted from piss and ink, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:19, archived)

hahaha nice

( mugatu, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:20, archived)

that's blummin ace
*click*
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:21, archived)

That is an clevar.
I clicked.
( Doctor When might need a new job soon, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:24, archived)

hahaha
this is brilliant
( Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:33, archived)

!
very very bloody good
( The Figurative Pineapple ... IN JAIL!, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:52, archived)

I'd use 'em
My boyfriend has a normal shaped cock, but if they sold these, I'd make him fit dammit.
(ltoevnetmeen fucking missed her one-year anniversary of b3tadom, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 15:03, archived)

They have condoms in the Ukraine that play music when being used
and the more intense the stimulation, the faster the music.

Fuck finding a cure for AIDS--the future belongs to condom technology.
(I gave my ice cream to a shark, so I milked a cat mew mew moo, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 21:03, archived)