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( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:05, archived)

haha
You're on top form tonight :)
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:05, archived)

*shrugs*

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:06, archived)

SHE'S COMING TO GET YOU!

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:08, archived)

nevermore!
`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:09, archived)

fuck off from above my door you bloody
bird!

*waves hands around wildly*
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:12, archived)

haha :)

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:14, archived)

'Who left these whip marks on my arse?
Tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Leather whore.'
( kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:21, archived)

hahaha ace :)

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:22, archived)

And what about this horrible rash,
upon my arse and on my 'tache
why is there pain and nothing more
Quoth the raven - "Carpeted floor".
( Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:42, archived)

Ha! I have more than adequate defences.


/shameless pearoasting
( Popidge Was skiving off Work/College on, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:14, archived)

again? already again?

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:17, archived)

Gotta hold onto my record somehow..
Proud owner of the "Fastets Pearoast EVER" record
( Popidge Was skiving off Work/College on, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:54, archived)

why
can i see goatse in that birds eye??!!
(EriX I like toast, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:18, archived)

that's no goatse sweetheart

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:20, archived)

do i
want to know? or should I continue to bask in my own ignorance?
(EriX I like toast, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:21, archived)

it's gillian.
she's watching you extra carefully because you're obviously blind.
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:22, archived)

haha
*belm!!!* nice :)
(EriX I like toast, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:56, archived)

Certainly nothing to crow about.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:07, archived)

thats a bit be-crow the belt

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:08, archived)

wtf are you raven on about?

( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:08, archived)

caw blimey, calm down
i was just sayin'
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:10, archived)

Oh beak quiet!

( waxyone whack my bonobo, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:12, archived)

peck it in, you lot

( Milkman Dan, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:13, archived)

oOOoo someones feathers are ruffled tonight

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:13, archived)

now now, don't get in a flap

( RiffRaff Speaks fluent Blemish, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:14, archived)

ill tail<feather> your mums on you

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:16, archived)

Hey it was only a crow pun
People are acting like it was a murder
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:15, archived)

I know!
What a carrion!
( waxyone whack my bonobo, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:16, archived)

Tutt
should be chough'ed with that
( CanonCaliber Not dead, I'm now offline in wildest Cumbria, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:17, archived)

ha ha - top punnage!
*awards a rosette*
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:18, archived)

Rook what you could have won!

( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:19, archived)

cor!
mind pissed /\
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:10, archived)

I don't know
I was just raven about it
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:08, archived)

have you actually rooked at it?

( mutster101 fell over, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:12, archived)

haha genuine LOL

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:18, archived)

GLOL!?!
*falls over*
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:29, archived)

No unshopped pictures noob...
*scarpers*
( The Great Architect, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:08, archived)

It's the Rozzers!

( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:18, archived)

Ha!
Reminds me of a Cliff Richard calendar that I mutilated with funny lips, eyes, carrots and wheat-a-bixes cut from magazines
( waxyone whack my bonobo, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:08, archived)

yay
you can't beat this kind of thing
( Milkman Dan, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:13, archived)

*raises his skinny fists and beats it anyway*

( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:17, archived)

i'm kicking it old skool tonight
seeing as all my "chums" have told me that they're not going out, but now ARE going out.
and i'm not going out.
and they are.
and i wanted to.
but they said they werent.
i'm really not at all pleased about it.
i would go and see hot fuzz but i'd look like a right twat on my own.
rant rant rant.
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:19, archived)

ouch
I'm going out... but not anywhere near where you are I don't think...
( Milkman Dan, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:21, archived)

I've got some hot fuzz you can see if you want

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:25, archived)

cor! yes please!

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:31, archived)

No touchy :D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:35, archived)

I DONT DO THE LOOKING THING
it's all about touching.
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:38, archived)

Can I breathe out now?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:42, archived)

Why does that look like Peter Cook?!

( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:17, archived)

reminds me of Spitting Image's Maggie Puppet

( mutster101 fell over, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 18:19, archived)

ha ha ha!
that's EXACTLY what I thought.
Hooray, it's not just me!
( finnbar always employs the double tap, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 19:03, archived)