nevermore!
`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
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Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
fuck off from above my door you bloody
bird!
*waves hands around wildly*
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*waves hands around wildly*
'Who left these whip marks on my arse?
Tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Leather whore.'
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Tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Leather whore.'
And what about this horrible rash,
upon my arse and on my 'tache
why is there pain and nothing more
Quoth the raven - "Carpeted floor".
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why is there pain and nothing more
Quoth the raven - "Carpeted floor".
Ha! I have more than adequate defences.
/shameless pearoasting
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/shameless pearoasting
Gotta hold onto my record somehow..
Proud owner of the "Fastets Pearoast EVER" record
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do i
want to know? or should I continue to bask in my own ignorance?
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