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# hurrah!
I mades a new badge for anybody who wishes to steal it.



obviously suitable for those of us who may partake in small alcoholic beverage from time to time.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 22:47, archived)
#
Me Heart Bender / Benders
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 22:48, archived)
# I am he who am be drunk! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 22:48, archived)
# NOOOOOO
I've had "B-E-N-D-E-R Bee-eee-eeender!" stuck in my head all day, and it finally left, and there it is again. Right there. Right in the ONLY THING I CAN THINK ABOUT.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 22:49, archived)
#
if its the only thin you can think about then your brain has bad spelling
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 22:50, archived)
# I was so upset
that I lost all concept of the 'k' key.

(Luckily, I have regained composure...)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 22:52, archived)
#
it is ok you shall have your frisbee back
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Oh...
thanks?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 22:55, archived)
#
oh fine if youre going to be that way no dessert for you mister!
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Awwww
it's ok, I can cook my own, I'm a lady. I'm in the kitchen anyway
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:00, archived)
#
very good because i seem to have spontainiosly combusted
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Oh, good
sounds like a plan
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:13, archived)
# *takes*
*burps*

*walks to the fridge*
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 22:49, archived)
# I'm ashally drinking
some alcohomoholmic beaverages for the first time since new years eve, don'tcha know. I set myself today as a date to come off the wagon and guess what? I have.

*burp*
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Thu 15 Feb 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Wayhey! Sign Me up!
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 22:51, archived)
# any moment
"Boring geology lecture"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 22:51, archived)
# My name is bender,
please insert LIQUOR.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 15 Feb 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Oh Fuck
You made me want to put Futurama on now...
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 22:53, archived)
# you mean
that's not your natural state?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 22:57, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 15 Feb 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Meh, poor household means i have to limit my electricity usage.
Which means PC + TV + DVD at the same time = No-no.
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:02, archived)
# you have a dvd drive in your PC no?
ad a tv card and you can have 3 in one :-)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Unfortunately..
Not..

Although the moment i finally find a weekend job (Which is surprisingly hard in Wolverhampton), i shall get myself a Mac, and use this shite lump of PC for experimental purpose only.
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:07, archived)
#
i meant the wanting to more than the actually watching

but in the energy conscious household spirit, watch it on thine pc
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:07, archived)
# you there!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Bloody hell,
thats a mighty fine cake. And my first one at that.


*blushes*


does this mean I am no longer a nOOb?
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 15 Feb 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Now that..
Is most tip-top
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 22:58, archived)
# that's great!
*basks in the glow of human kindness*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Read my shiney metal profile!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 22:52, archived)
# read *MY* shiny metal profile
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Can't read.
You have an image in your profile!

What really amazes me though is that I put a hit counter on my profile on Sunday evening and I'm about to break the 800 mark!

That's the nicest prezzie I've had in years!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 22:54, archived)
# *tries that too*
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:07, archived)
# meh sorry
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 22:54, archived)
# ninja!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 22:59, archived)
# /drunk
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:00, archived)
# How apt! :)
*swipes*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 22:57, archived)
# hurrah!
Bender "Bending" Rodriguez!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 22:57, archived)
# I am indeeda little pished
I found a half bottle of out of date fake Baileys i nthe back of my drinks cupboard earlier this evening.

Trouble is Im' not sure if I'm pised or poisoned mysefl with off Irish cream?
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 22:58, archived)
# over here we know baileys as
"satan's spunk"
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 23:02, archived)