your phone has been disconnected from the network
please dial our helpline.
(Coppa, Sat 18 Jan 2003, 21:27, archived)

This is the no-help whatsoever line,
How may I abuse you?
(Teh Other Bob, Sat 18 Jan 2003, 21:28, archived)

With what?
That's as bad as BTOpenworld - can't get online? Try our website for advice.

I nearly threw the f**king phone across the room, now have escaped to freeserve
( Batsgirl, Sat 18 Jan 2003, 21:33, archived)

I heard Freeserve were shit
But I heard BT Openworld were awful, AOL is a no go (cos I used to use their dial up), and my mate on Pipex gets cut off regularly.

So I went to Freeserve... and it`s been... um, great so far?!
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 18 Jan 2003, 21:46, archived)

I suggest Tiscali,
they're almost unheard of, unpopular, and never ever go offline.
(Teh Other Bob, Sat 18 Jan 2003, 22:08, archived)

unheard of?
try Freedom2surf (f2s.com) They ROCK and nobody has ever heard of them! I've had my ADSL for over a year now and it's been off once when some prat managed to drive his car into our telephone exchange... I can forgive an ISP problems like that! :-)
( Henny, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 0:19, archived)

Keyboard Error
press F1 to continue
( Wurzel Have a banana!, Sat 18 Jan 2003, 21:49, archived)